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5/7/2014 8:44:25 PM
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From the shitposting, and the trolls, Shrek must deliver us!
Come my children, we must pray together to rid this world of the unbelievers.
[b]'I am devoted to the Shrekperium, Shrek strengthen our resolve!'[/b]
[i]'Thank you shrek, for our inspiration'[/i]
[b]'From shrek's doctrine, never waver.'[/b]
[i]'As he endures, so shall we'[/i]
[b]'The blasphemers shall meet only with unflinching shrektal devastation.'[/b]
[i]'I place my faith in Shrek'[/i]
All: 'Beware the Brony, The Density, The Fedora.'
PRAISE HIS NAME AND UNLEASH THE SHREKONING MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
WE MARCH FOR SHREK!
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Blasphemy Waffle god is the one true lord and savior. Shrek has pulled a veil over your soul and he is preventing you from receiving your warm syrupy reward in the afterlife. Praise the waffle god and his holy syrup.
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2 RepliesI my be a brony... but I march for shrek! All hail the overlord!
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Aye laddies!
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2 RepliesHow on earth did shrek ever become like this?
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3 Repliesshrek is love shrek is life but he is not loaf
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1 ReplyJust so you know, your execution is currently on the table.
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They shall be pure of heart and strong of body, untainted by doubt and unsullied by self aggrendisement. They will be bright stars in the firmament of battle, Ogres of Death whose green skin bring swift annihalation to the enemies of Shrek. So it shall be for a thousand times a thousand years, unto the very rnd of eternity and the extinction of Ogre flesh.
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The weak must be expunged in order for the Ogres to survive. Only the strong can be trusted, my sons. Our will must be as steel, our resolve as adamantium; it cannot yield even for a moment. We few have been entrusted with a sacred duty to ensure Shrek's reign is eternal. So shall it be, whatever the cost.
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With steel we are stronger, but without Shrek we are nothing.
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I can pulp your flesh and snap your bones in a second, and without so much as lifting a finger. What is the power of technology compared to that? -Shrek
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"... and they shall paint the galaxy with Shrek's light." Alright. I think I'm finally done.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=62502522]Shrek is drek.[/url]
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The shrekoning has begun...
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Edited by Kalameet: 5/7/2014 11:00:11 PMOur Lord is glorious!
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Edited by Blonic : 5/7/2014 10:50:50 PMShrekenis: Chapter 1, Verse 1 In the beginning, Shrek created the onion and layers.
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Edited by Apostle of Shrek: 5/7/2014 10:44:56 PMWith his final words, the Shrekperor gave his instructions for how to prevent Rowboat Girlyman from ruining the Legiones Astartes and make them all worship him as their Spiritual Liege, His words went unheeded. This grave Heresy will be accounted for when the Shrekperor is reincarnated and unleashes the shrekoning on the Ultrasmurfs.
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Shrek is life. Let none dispute it.
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"We follow in the footsteps of Shrek. As it is written in the Shrekdex, so shall it be."
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"We commend our souls to Shrek. Let the story of our sacrifice burn across history like a shooting star. For death and for glory- for the Ohremarines!"
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Remember the names of the honored fallen, recall their deeds and know that their sacrifice honors the Ogres. No son of Shrek could wish for a more glorious death.
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[b]This thread shall forever lie within the warm embrace of my heart.[/b]
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Warriors of The Swamp! Brothers of the Ogres! The hunt calls you, do you not hear it? The Swamp's red edge is your home, the respect of the Ogres your hearth. Plunge into the enemy's breast like a blade, cut out his heart, and you will know fulfillment. Shrek has given us strength. In return, we give him victory!
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Surround yourself with the greatest warriors at your command, or cower in the deepest darkest hole you can find. It matters not. I shall take your head for the great Ogres and for Shrek.
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"For the Ogres and for Shrek!"- an ancient battlecry.
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3 RepliesWhy doesn't Shrek have an account on here?
