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Edited by Aspersio:
5/2/2014 2:54:20 PM
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Actual conversation with Bungie about Marty.
Me: So tell me, was Marty actually a jerk or what?
John: He rubbed people the wrong way sometimes, but overall he was alright.
Me: What did you think of his music?
John: Can't say anything bad about it, because I love it. It's okay though, because his music will still be in the game.
Me: Have you seen the forums? Many are upset.
John: They don't understand the way this works. Marty was a pest, and he kept asking for money that Bungie couldn't give him. So they had to let him go.
Me: I see . I'm glad I know an inside man.
John. You know I'm not really a Bungie employee, right ?
Me: What?...
John: My name isn't even John, it's Jimothy. I am also not even real, I'm part of your imagination . You are literally typing these words for me.
Me: So it seems. Goodbye Jimothy.
Jimothy: So long, friend!
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3 RepliesI wish I knew a guy named Jimothy
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1 ReplyHilarious
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2 RepliesLol I loved this!!
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3 RepliesNooooooo Jimothyyyyyyyyy comeeeeeeee back :(
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2 RepliesStarted laughing in public when I got to the end of this. Thank you for making a troll post that I actually laughed out loud about. Made my day. *Virtual fist bump*
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3 RepliesHAHA, that was actually a little funny
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2 RepliesEdited by The64thMarine: 4/18/2014 8:47:45 PMThis put a smile on my face.
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1 ReplyEdited by 27towels: 4/21/2014 11:24:40 PMAnd so Jimothy drifted away on the wind, where will he go? No one knows. But we do know he will turn up somewhere, somehow, sometime. He may be found under a rock, snagged on a flag poll, stuck in a u bend. Whoever finds him will be inspired and tell a great joke, maybe more, but Jimothy always leaves.
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2 RepliesLong live Jimothiy
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1 ReplyEdited by gutterXshark: 4/23/2014 5:09:04 PMGood bye Jimothy. You will be missed.
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1 ReplyFriggen Jimothy. What a guy.
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2 RepliesJimothy newtrun
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1 ReplyGatb Good story can't wait till part two [spoiler]gatb = giggles a tiny bit[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesCan i get a part 2 of this: [i][b]Jimothy returns[/b][/i]
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Oh, I see.
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Mine was better.
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And then he told you about some boys in his neighborhood that were up to no good?
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1 ReplyInteresting....
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Straw men can only go so far.
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Would be more interesting if it hadn't already been done and better
