So after a long hard day of suffering through reading the same old shite by not just one party, but [i]aaaall[/i] of the relevant plebs I have decided to create a game for the other Brits on here! Apologies to the Yanks, most of this will go over your heads but if you get any of it then pat yourselves on the back for not being as insular as the world tends to expect from you :D When you see/hear/read one of the following then you get to have a cup of tea! :D [b][u]Conservatives [/b][/u] - Ian Duncan Smith says that crippling families with benefit cuts is a good idea. Bonus sugar lumps if you saw his 'Winning the war on benefits' quote the other day. - Michael Gove pulls another genius idea out of his shrektum on how to destroy what's left of the education system. Bonus sugar lumps if the teachers unions give [i]another[/i] vote of no confidence in him. - David Cameron rolls out some generic platitudes and taunts the labour party whilst selling off a national institution like the Royal Mail and -blam!-ing over the taxpayer. (2 Cups of tea, a barrel of it if he sells the NHS off) - A generic blue-tie suggests selling off the NHS, making you pay £10 to see the doctor or moans how inefficient public services are. [b][u]Labour [/b][/u] -'Cost of living crisis' every time you hear one of the incompetents roll out that line again, one cup of tea. No sugar though, they say it so often you'd get diabetes before the end of the month. - Criticizes the Tory government but doesn't actually suggest anything that might work better. Again, no sugar mode for this - diabetes. [b][u]LibDems[/b][/u] - Lel, too busy making tea for David Cameron to do anything of note. Except for Vince Cable, you can buy a box of twinings for every worryline he gets on his forehead from working with the rest of those baboons. [b][u]UKIP - OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY YOU CAN'T BARRAGE THE FARAGE SON![/b][/u] -Every time one of the UKIP members comes out and says something racist/homophobic/sexist or just plain -blam!-ing stupid - i.e The floods happened because the gays are getting married - Drink 3 cups. It's rare enough to be worth the wait, very funny when it inevitably happens. -When one of them is found out to be a massive bloody hypocrite *cough* nigel *cough* EU funds *cough* GG *cough* -When one of the party insists they aren't racist. And the piece de la resistance, I chose french because it was a french company this afternoon... [b][u]The Scottish Nationalist Party![/b][/u] Drink a cup of tea everytime you hear the following words -MYTHS -MISINFORMATION -NAYSAYERS -NEGATIVITY -PESSIMISTS -MORE PROPAGANDA BY THE RELENTLESS SCOT HATING NO CAMPAIGNERS! BaconShelf - [b][u]BNP/EDL[/b][/u] The British Nationalist Party and the English Defence League. Feel free to laugh/vomit everytime one of these paranoid racist -blam!-bags opens their mouths. Nationalistic/Racist/Xenophobic/Islamophobic It all counts. Please feel free to add to this game, or to have a giggle at britbong politikz if you are a filthy Yankee colonial pleb. For 'er Majesty! [spoiler]Mr Not Really a Psychologist Yet takes no responsibility for ruptured bladders from attempting to actually partake in this game, seriously you will piss yourself to death trying to do this. Let's all laugh at the idiots together :D But still, I wouldn't trade any of them for GEEEOOOOWGEEE DUBYA BOOSH! God Bless Amurika.[/spoiler]