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HFCS Announces "Fortune," the Game

[quote]April Fool's! I'm sure this will be a big shocker, but just to be clear: 1) "Fortune" is obviously not real and everything related to it is a joke. 2) HFCS and Bungie are not "archenemies" (clearly) and the Forum Ninjas have not demanded special treatment. 3) Bungie and the Forum Ninjas were in on every part of this joke and it was conducted only with the advance permission and supervision of the Bungie Web Team. Other prank threads should not be conducted without similar permission and supervision. So we hope you guys had fun, thanks for your patience and participation, and see you next year! :-)[/quote] It's been years in the making. It's innovative. It's a huge kick in the teeth to our archenemy, Bungie. Despite our valuable contributions around here, the Ninjas have grown sick and tired of Bungie's constant attempts to keep us down. First, they refused to give us "HFCS Armor" in Halo 3 (it would've been better and rarer than Recon, like we deserve). Then, they refused our demands for infinite armor lock in Reach. Finally, Bungie refused to give us invulnerability and special powers in Destiny, despite the fact that they took away all of our invulnerability and special powers on the forums. Bungie will pay for its grave transgressions. And as a result, HFCS is proud to announce FORTUNE™, the game! "They will become legend, and you will help."™ [quote]The stories tell of a renaissance age long ago, when humankind's civilization spanned across the system. It was a bright and hopeful time. But it didn't last. Something attacked us. Hurt us and tried to cause our extinction. Very few of us survived, and those that did owe their lives to the The Wanderer. Legends say The Wanderer gave up its own life so that we could live. The mysterious entity still hangs where it made its last stand, low above the Earth, keeping silent watch. Slowly we joined together to build a Metropolis beneath The Wanderer. And now we've begun to venture back into the wild, only to find that we're not alone. Strange and deadly creatures have occupied our old worlds. And they're pressing hard against The Metropolis, probing for a weakness, trying to stamp us out for good. Your story begins at this moment of great adventure and peril. You are a low-class citizen of The Metropolis; you are pretty much a slave to the mighty Ninjas, an elite group of warriors who are able to wield some of The Wanderer's incredible power and use it against you frequently. Your job is to do their bidding in their ongoing quest to save The Metropolis and increase their power and dominion over Earth and space. They will become legend, and you will help.[/quote] "[i]Fortune[/i] is a surefire winner of Game of the Year." ~Duardo "Addictive. Immersive. Exciting. [i]Fortune[/i] will explode onto your radar in a big way." ~Recon Number 54 "[i]Fortune[/i] is the most original game I've ever seen." ~Bobcast * [i]Choose from one of three exciting classes: Serf, Beggar, or Mine Worker![/i] * [i]Glorify and praise the Ninjas as they save the universe![/i] * [i]Why do all the hard work of those "other" shooters when the Ninjas will do it for you? Just play safely, working your field or mine or street corner, and let someone else risk their life![/i] For more information, we invite you to check out the [url=http://fortune-the-game.wikia.com/wiki/Fortune_The_Game_Wiki]Fortune Wiki[/url]. And please don't forget to [url=https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fortune-The-Game/441954162607675]"Like" us on Facebook![/url] We Ninjas look forward to becoming legend, and we'll be glad to have you tending to the homestead for us!
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  • Come on man... B.U.N.G.L.E was way better. B- for effort though.

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    • When can I preorder? Looks like it'll blow Destiny out of the water!

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    • B-? Are you kidding me? This game is obviously AAAA title! I mean, they have to create a whole new class of games just for this. I've already order 10 copies of Fortune.

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    • That footage sold me, going out to pre-order this now.

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    • I like I like

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    • Finally, the world know about this, our greatest triumph in the making. I'm so glad we could share this with you now community, and I hope to see you there. Now you can not only play with ninjas (maybe), but also go on a journey with us, helping us conquer both the Galaxy and the Console market in one fell swoop. I'm so excited! In addendum, I think I'll add at least one more feature tot he game, so we can interact on a whole new level with each other. Those of you who gather the most resources per week, and buy the Release Day DLC pack, will also get the added bonus of doing my IRL paperwork tasks for me. You can assist me in filling out my taxes, writing written reports to my bosses at my job, and even write all my work/personal emails and send them out to all those people I have to email in my life that I just don't feel like talking to. This and more are available to you, if you merely buy the game, pay the monthly sub, and gather more resources (on a sliding ladder) than everyone else per week. It will be great fun, for me, and a worthy time sink for you. What's not to like? So join us in Fortune, and help us Become Legend.

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      • I just pre-ordered. Serf all the way!

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      • I applaud your planning and commitment. Let's just hope this marketing push doesn't delay the game or cost us valuable assets. If I can't wear potato sack shirt as part of the Day 1 DLC heads will roll. Also question for the inevitable Mail Satchel - How can I unlock the stinky fumes armor effect and elusive recycled aluminum helmet?

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      • Edited by Beewaxers: 4/1/2014 3:00:28 PM
        Bungie is gonna sue your pants off. That's it, fire these clown shoes, I'm taking this site over from now on. You guys better call a lawyer, this is obviously a ripoff of Destiny.

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        • "From the people that brought you 7 day ban..." I laughed pretty hard.

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          • if u don't get banned i will streak through bungie's headquarters

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          • Edited by Commander Tempu: 4/1/2014 3:10:54 PM
            Sorry i do not do Slavery, it hurts my llama neck and ankles to be chained. You see i run the Underworld. Oh you might want to fix the Video problem. Gun sounds cool. COD Sounds and You forgot to put a Llama in it. -Cobra Commander the Villain even the Ninjas can trust.

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          • Edited by Recon Number 54: 4/1/2014 3:21:15 PM
            My planned in-game transport (beta render).

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            • Am I a part of this game? Will the final boss be Recon, and will he ban himself if he is?

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              • [quote]Fortune will have both a subscription fee and microtransactions. Microtransactions will be mandatory, including for players that want to quit.[/quote] I dunno... Not enough things to throw my money at. Pre-order cancelled.

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                • That lighting looks insane, and the colour pallet looks suitably dark for such a grave title. I cannot wait to start to serve the Ninjas' adventure. One question, though: I've heard rumours of another class, called Court Jesters... Can you clarify? And what of the mysterious fifth enemy race, apparently called... well, I can't recall, but it looks like a face when you write it down.

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                  • Oh man, this has been a long time in the making! It's about time all the ninjas rebelled against Bungie. Ninjas haven't been treated properly by Bungie for years and it's good to see you guys fight back! This game is going to be epic man. Those graphics blew my mind and that gameplay...oh my god that gameplay. If this trailer didn't create enough hype for me the wiki sure as hell did. Those characters, the enemies, and the lore have groundbreaking potential. I was so hyped I immediately pre-orered the the game and to my delight I recieved early access to my pre-order! This game is going to kick so much ass, I don't even remember that crap Bungie was working on. What was it? Fate or something? Whatever. You ninjas have my support and my money.

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                    • That looks sick yo, I already pre ordered. It has been two minutes and still no beta code......where's my beta code......bitch.

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                      • Hey can I be a ninja already c'mon guys

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                        • HFCS is still a thing? MAH GAWD. Pre-ordered. GOTY every year.

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                          • I have to say, this is amazing. Well done, HFCS, well done indeed.

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                          • Edited by Mobi: 4/1/2014 4:08:56 PM
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                            A Just Fate for Fools - old

                            Can't wait to get my Begger hands on this beauty. I already pre-ordered 3 times now.

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                            • I like what I see. Let's talk DLC. Also if you pre-order do we get the wet noodle exclusive melee weapon?

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                              • Hot damn! Will there be a collector's edition too?

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                              • Edited by DE4THINC4RN4TE: 4/1/2014 4:30:34 PM
                                I want to become legend and have disgustingly large piles of cash lying around that are just taking up space. Can FORTUNE™ help assist me in any way?

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                                • Edited by Hatima: 4/1/2014 4:35:43 PM
                                  I am pre-ordering 50 copies. Is it multi-platform. Who gets exclusives?

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