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Edited by Raptor: 3/2/2014 10:35:55 PM
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Flood were being deployed to the Crimea!

Pack your bags, lock and load were going in hot! President Obama has decided to create a floodian task force to take back the Crimea from the Russians, we will begin by liberating the capital Simferopol. We leave in 24 hours. Questions? Edit: Forgot to mention there are about 15,000 heavily armed Russian troops in the region, so we are all probably going to di....I mean succeed, yeah succeed.

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  • Jim, Goji, and myself are assuming tactical command of this operation. Jim will be in charge of psyops and anything that breaks the Geneva Conventions. This includes blasting smooth jazz at ear-splitting volumes at anything that looks Russian. It should be noted that Jim can't differentiate Ukrainians from Russians. Goji will handle the brunt of the assault single-handedly. Given Russia's lack of experience with his kind, he should be fine unless the Japanese show up. I'll handle the stealth unit. We'll be so stealthy that you could swear we aren't even in that hemisphere.

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