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Edited by Comrade Napoleon:
2/25/2014 2:15:46 AM
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Last time your poop ruined something
I went back to this hot girl's apartment after hitting it off with her at a party and she seemed down to do the nasty, but alcohol messes with my bowels so I kinda had diarrhea in her bathroom, which from the look of her face she seemed to have heard in her bedroom. No sexy time was had but I slept in her bed so I guess that's an accomplishment.
ITT: The last time your bowel movements ruined something awesome.
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Edited by Boss: 2/25/2014 4:10:48 PMPooped on my face once, it still smells :(
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1 ReplyMy mum never lets me lick the bowl.
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Edited by Jay: 2/25/2014 6:59:56 AMIm allergic to dairy... But I love dairy products... Sooooo yeah...[spoiler]my bowels ruin my enjoyment of quality foods, but only several hours later. #totallyworthit[/spoiler]
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My bowels hate it when I get new video games, even the ones I don't give a shit about and only picked up because they were $3 and I didn't want to leave the store empty handed.
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Edited by Mods are scary: 2/25/2014 5:01:41 AMMy toilet bowl
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All the time. I feel like my body has a regular poop schedule cause I usually go at the same times every day. My bowels only really seem to ruin things when I'm with a girl though. Its like my bowels hate me for talking to women
