*jumps onto the couch*
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*gets in falcon and flies away*
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... *lays down on floor waiting for something to happen* ಠ_ಠ ... This is bullshit! *leaves home and never returns*
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*is kill*
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Pour water. Make obsidian (or cobblestone)
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Edited by U3967569: 2/12/2014 7:25:07 PMI'm pretty much [b]f[/b]ucked because, you know, I'm flammable
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*calls State Farm* "There's -blam!-ing lava in my house"
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*Steps in lava* It only hurts if you believe it hurts. [spoiler]so deep[/spoiler]
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*faps furiously*
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*five minutes later* *hasn't moved feet off of floor due to laziness*
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When in college, the most fun you will have is playing Lava tag. Find a playground you can walk to with a moderate to elaborate setup and pick a person who is it. The ground is lava, the play ground equipment is safe. No rules on how you climb it or maneuver it as long as you don't touch the ground. Try not to break anything (or hurt yourself) and you will have a blast. And just in case it wasn't obvious, the person who is it is a lava monster and has the ability to go anywhere.
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I love that game.
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And shit I'm dead.... Thanks Blonic...
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*Puts feet on roll-y parts of chair*
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*falls off of chair onto head* *bursts into flames*
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RIP feet
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Think you're safe on a chair? NOT TODAY, BITCH
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*flies*
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I'm on my bed.
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*already on couch*
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I am the lava.
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THE FLOOR IS LAVA
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Well that saves me a lot of walking! *drops ring*
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My chair has a place to put my feet, so I'm safe!
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My feet aren't on the ground. Hooray.
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