Wouldn't it be funny if bungie added guns like...
The Procrastinator: a high output damage shotgun with a 1.2 second delay.
Rebels Leaving Plasma Burns: a plasma rifle that burns and damages the user if it overheats.
Left turn: a ridiculously inaccurate hand cannon with bullets that explode on impact.
Just...Stay...Still...: a rocket launcher that shoots rockets that spiral towards the enemy.
Unfourtunate Demise: a 3 round burst rifle that does low damage, but a very large critical hit chance.
If you wanna add more, feel free to down below.
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Edited by Reapergrimm07: 1/21/2014 1:08:53 PMThe musical shame: a rocket launcher that fires the spirit and music of Miley Cyrus on first shot second fires her dad who chases her around trying to get her to put more clothes on. If hit by Miley you take damage as if u were hit with a wrecking ball with a 50% chance of std's (done as poison damage) if hit by Billie Ray you are told to go home and put more clothes on and must wait an extra 30 sec to re spawn (must change one armor item to re spawn) I'm loving it: it a yellow and red rifle that has a creepy clown head for a silencer it shoots French Fries that do cholesterol damage after 5 hits ur arteries clog and u walk 10 steps and u have a heart attack an have 5 sec to live unless healed character gets fatter