Beelzebub: A powerful mechanic glove that, upon hitting, smashes the head of your target into either a wall or the ceiling, leaving it's either unconsious or lifeless body dangling around by the mercy of the wind. Every time the weapon is used it calls out a very loud "DA" The slapstick boomstick: An unusual shotgun that does no damage. Instead it forces your opponents to either fall of ladders, hit each other with white gloves or throw pies at people. It does, however, grant the opponent immunity to explosives of any degree. Instead they sit on the ground, completely blackened by the explosive, coughing up ash or something. (Anvils wil accordeonize them and falling pianos will replace their teeth with piano keys.) Such terrifying weapons...