Wouldn't it be funny if bungie added guns like...
The Procrastinator: a high output damage shotgun with a 1.2 second delay.
Rebels Leaving Plasma Burns: a plasma rifle that burns and damages the user if it overheats.
Left turn: a ridiculously inaccurate hand cannon with bullets that explode on impact.
Just...Stay...Still...: a rocket launcher that shoots rockets that spiral towards the enemy.
Unfourtunate Demise: a 3 round burst rifle that does low damage, but a very large critical hit chance.
If you wanna add more, feel free to down below.
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The hopper: rocket launcher that fires hopping projectiles. The disappointment: a grenade launcher that either fires a ridiculously large grenade that does little damage or doesn't fire at all.
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Just...Stay...Still is my favourite one Hahahaha. My weapon: [spoiler]Dance, mother****er!: heavy handcannon with 5 cannons, none of them pointing to the same place. Two ways of firing: 1.- Random cannon shoots one bullet. 2.- All the cannons shoot at the same time.[/spoiler]
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The nag- as soon as you fire the first round you are told to reload "area51" style
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The impartial - a hand cannon that could care less (50% accuracy but high critical damage)
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I wanna see the return of [url=http://psupedia.info/images/e/ee/Twin_Real_Handgun.jpg] The Real Handgun[/url] from Phantasy Star Universe
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The luck: six shooter that only shoots one out of six times but will one shot kill most foes.
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The Gun-It shoots bullets.
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The Mossy Wang- Melee Hammer that either insta-kills or turns them into chickens. Non-pvp only.
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[quote]Rebels Leaving Plasma Burns[/quote] but rebels don't leave plasma burns...
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Jeffries Recenge- a gun that shoots [b]jeff[/b]. In big caps. And a narrative monotone voice say "Jeff" every time you fire.
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Se7en Is Darker: A pistol that blinds the enemy on impact for 7 seconds.
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Stick: it's a stick. That's it. Nothing else.
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Congress-a gun that LITIRALLY sits on its ass and does nothing but shoot a bullet that clatters to the ground moments before impact 343-a gun that sucks and does .01 damage per hit. It is a one shot clip, with 2 clips
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The ex-wife: Chance to hit steals glimmer from target and also does psychological damage over time slowly driving the target into a berserker rage.
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Joe staten- gun that fire heat seeking bullets in a one hit kill
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No Russian: an LMG with a bottomless mag that can only damage innocent people.
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Hit DA Dirt: Machine gun that fires a crazy inaccurate burst of 100 bullets
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The New Frontier mk.5 A machine gun with rounds that will begin to orbit the nearest thing in it's path (if possible) Failure to find anything within a certain range will cause the bullets to fly upward. Has a very large clip.
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The retaliation: A gun that forces the enemies to shoot you. A gun that has a chances of firing backwards. Crisscross: Swap the gun your holding with your opponents.
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This is my favorite thread so far.
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The limpy d*ck: semi-auto rifle with high crit chance and damage but huge bullet drop.
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-blam!-s given - shotgun thats shoots pellets in the shape of a 0
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Non-lethal weapons, like the ones featured in the film 'Mystery Men', would be cool. Something like that film's "Blamethrower" but, with three successful hits the target, instead, dances uncontrollably for ten seconds. A "sharknado" grenade might be a cool defense in objective-based games.
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The [b]IDK What I'm Doing[/b]. A shoulder mounted rocket launcher that shoots behind you instead of where you're aiming. It's as if you're holding the launcher backwards.
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Glue maker: the first few shots turn your opponent into a horse and the next few shots turn them into glue
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I think the borderlands weapons that talk were the most annoying , especially the hyperion sniper rifle that chastised you everytime it shot and when you reloaded it would say ; well at least your not killing anyone right now