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1/16/2014 9:56:53 PM
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Funny gun making time!!!!!
Wouldn't it be funny if bungie added guns like...
The Procrastinator: a high output damage shotgun with a 1.2 second delay.
Rebels Leaving Plasma Burns: a plasma rifle that burns and damages the user if it overheats.
Left turn: a ridiculously inaccurate hand cannon with bullets that explode on impact.
Just...Stay...Still...: a rocket launcher that shoots rockets that spiral towards the enemy.
Unfourtunate Demise: a 3 round burst rifle that does low damage, but a very large critical hit chance.
If you wanna add more, feel free to down below.
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In order to make the obligatory RVB comment [b]The Worst Grenade Ever, Of All Time[/b] - A Seemingly normal grenade, with a 90% chance to lodge itself in the worst possible place, relevant to the person throwing it. Upon detonation, the explosion occurs in Slow-motion, forcing the one inside the blast radius to endure the painful humiliation and shame of watching their body be blown away, rag-doll style for a full 15 seconds.
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Fat guy walking: does absolutely no damage, rather causes immunity to any and all damage for 60 sec. Target cannot run or use movement skills during effect. Walking speed reduced by half. All sound effects disabled and background music is only the tuba of the fat guy walk tune. Effect time can stack.
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The lone [b]wang[/b]ger: a rocket launcher that fires dildos that seek their targets and explode violently and when inspecting the dead body youll find the dildo in funny places
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1 ReplyStick: it's a stick. That's it. Nothing else.
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1 ReplyThe Climax: rocket launcher that does massive damage over a ridiculously large area after being loaded for several minutes.
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Edited by MrHasz: 1/21/2014 3:49:29 PM[b]Ghost[/b]: You can't see the gun, bullets, or hits it makes. However when an enemy is hit they go invisible as well until they get hit by someone and dissolve as they die. [b]The Weakest Link[/b]:A small pistol with normal damage and accuracy...but you have a 0.1% chance to explode your target that sends out waves of rainbow fire that will destroy everything. [b]The Legend Lives:[/b] This is an assault rifle with a mystic glow to it. It's a powerful rifle with high damage and fast reload. There is a good change when fighting large enemies (the cabal giant thing in the trailer lol) that one full magazine hit every time on that target, starts biting from the inside and a legendary guardian comes out of it and says "SURPRISE!"
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Edited by DJenser: 1/21/2014 4:10:31 PM[b]SharkProx:[/b] A proximity mine that, when detonated, spawns a tornado with sharks in it. When fully levelled, this weapon will spawn sharks with [b][i]FRICKIN' LASERS[/i][/b]. [b]3rd Worst:[/b] A grenade that causes any Cabal within its blast radius to recite poetry, this in turn will destroy any nearby units outright or will cause them to inflict severe bodily harm to themselves as they flee the immediate vicinity. [b]Potato Gun:[/b] A weapon mod that changes the ammo counter of any weapon to "Potato". [b]Comedy of Errors:[/b] An exotic sniper rifle that, when it hits a target, causes them to take on the appearance of the shooter. [b]PMSMG:[/b] An exotic autorifle that, upon a successful hit, causes bloating, cramps, irritability, superficial wounds that heal after 5 days and has a 50/50 chance of causing the target to viciously attack its allies then burst into tears.
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Edited by Reapergrimm07: 1/21/2014 1:08:53 PMThe musical shame: a rocket launcher that fires the spirit and music of Miley Cyrus on first shot second fires her dad who chases her around trying to get her to put more clothes on. If hit by Miley you take damage as if u were hit with a wrecking ball with a 50% chance of std's (done as poison damage) if hit by Billie Ray you are told to go home and put more clothes on and must wait an extra 30 sec to re spawn (must change one armor item to re spawn) I'm loving it: it a yellow and red rifle that has a creepy clown head for a silencer it shoots French Fries that do cholesterol damage after 5 hits ur arteries clog and u walk 10 steps and u have a heart attack an have 5 sec to live unless healed character gets fatter
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11 RepliesEdited by Cpt Starflare: 1/21/2014 11:38:08 AMBeelzebub: A powerful mechanic glove that, upon hitting, smashes the head of your target into either a wall or the ceiling, leaving it's either unconsious or lifeless body dangling around by the mercy of the wind. Every time the weapon is used it calls out a very loud "DA" The slapstick boomstick: An unusual shotgun that does no damage. Instead it forces your opponents to either fall of ladders, hit each other with white gloves or throw pies at people. It does, however, grant the opponent immunity to explosives of any degree. Instead they sit on the ground, completely blackened by the explosive, coughing up ash or something. (Anvils wil accordeonize them and falling pianos will replace their teeth with piano keys.) Such terrifying weapons...
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Non-lethal weapons, like the ones featured in the film 'Mystery Men', would be cool. Something like that film's "Blamethrower" but, with three successful hits the target, instead, dances uncontrollably for ten seconds. A "sharknado" grenade might be a cool defense in objective-based games.
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The [b]IDK What I'm Doing[/b]. A shoulder mounted rocket launcher that shoots behind you instead of where you're aiming. It's as if you're holding the launcher backwards.
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5 RepliesEdited by Tiny Baby Jesus: 1/21/2014 6:58:10 AM[b]Apocalypse Now[/b]: A grenade that has a random blast radius (from 1 to 12 meters), does insane damage and can't be thrown more than 10 meters. [b]The Right To Keep And Bear Arms[/b]: A concealed handgun with cop-killer bullets that anyone with a few bucks can have. You can only use it when you are drunk. [b]The Spanish Inquisition[/b]: A small handgun with 7 shots. Each shot does very high critical damage. It only appears at random (1 in 50) when a player is out of ammunition on all his other weapons. [b]The Full Retard[/b]: A grenade that makes a very loud sound and flashes green when it is armed, thrown and until it explodes. The time before it explodes is a random number between 3 and 75 seconds. It has a 7% chance of not exploding at all. It can be picked up and thrown back and forth until it explodes.
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2 RepliesI think the borderlands weapons that talk were the most annoying , especially the hyperion sniper rifle that chastised you everytime it shot and when you reloaded it would say ; well at least your not killing anyone right now
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1 Reply[quote]Rebels Leaving Plasma Burns[/quote] but rebels don't leave plasma burns...
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A tennis ball flail
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[b][i][u]THE HOLY MACKREL[/u][/i][/b] A fish strapped to a stick
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[b]Russian Roulette[/b] A revolver with only one cylinder loaded. You don't know which shot is going to hold a bullet. Moderate damage. High Crit though. If you happen to be able to get the one shot off to their head then I think it should knock em dead.
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Glue maker: the first few shots turn your opponent into a horse and the next few shots turn them into glue
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6 RepliesThe Mossy Wang- Melee Hammer that either insta-kills or turns them into chickens. Non-pvp only.
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3 RepliesThe ex-wife: Chance to hit steals glimmer from target and also does psychological damage over time slowly driving the target into a berserker rage.
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-blam!-s given - shotgun thats shoots pellets in the shape of a 0
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The limpy d*ck: semi-auto rifle with high crit chance and damage but huge bullet drop.
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12 RepliesCongress-a gun that LITIRALLY sits on its ass and does nothing but shoot a bullet that clatters to the ground moments before impact 343-a gun that sucks and does .01 damage per hit. It is a one shot clip, with 2 clips
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This is my favorite thread so far.
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No Russian: an LMG with a bottomless mag that can only damage innocent people.
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The retaliation: A gun that forces the enemies to shoot you. A gun that has a chances of firing backwards. Crisscross: Swap the gun your holding with your opponents.
