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1/16/2014 1:37:55 PM
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What's the worst thing you ever got caught in your zipper?
^Title for reference
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2 RepliesFun fact, I have a scar on my scrotum from such an experience. I don't want to be too graphic here but: [spoiler]It ripped it open and one fell out.[/spoiler]
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Girl's hair.
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I was walking to school with one of my more pervy friends and he was making a big show of having itchy balls. So he undid his zipper and stuck his whole fat hand inside and made a lot of noise gasping and making "OOH THAT FEELS MUCH BETTR!" kind of noises but then the moron couldn't get his hand out again. So he walked all the way to class with his hand stuck in there and when he finally got it out he started parading round the room and triumphantly waving it as though he was the Pope or something but he'd forgotten to zip himself back up and someone exclaimed "SIR, HE'S GOT HIS PENIS OUT" and then the idiot got a detention.
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1 ReplyEdited by Recon Number 54: 1/16/2014 8:25:37 PMPubes? Painful, but not enough to ruin your day. Scrote? Is enough to make you reconsider wearing pants again ever.
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1 ReplyThere is so few reasonable answers to this... Poor thread.
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My shaft.
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1 ReplyThe hell you think is the worst thing? Take a guess. I dare you.
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4 RepliesI don't have any pants with zippers
