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Edited by Mister Sparkles :
12/27/2013 7:31:51 PM
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A policeman knocked over my coffee, should I pay for another?
I was enjoying a rather nice coffee, when a rude policeman came by and knocked it over. The policeman said he was going to arrest me for perversion of justice, but he's currently pissing up the cafe wall. It was a very nice, latte, what should my course of action be?
[spoiler]dat wit[/spoiler]
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204 RepliesThis user has been banned from this forum for threatening violence against women. The username would have been enough. Please use the Report feature when you see garbage like that.
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do a barrel roll
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Started a new topic: A politican taxed my coffee, should I pay for it?(3 Replies))
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1 ReplySo I clicked on this thread and now I'm really confused.
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DeeJ and Achronos confirmed to be bundles of sticks.
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Buy another and poor it on him. Ask for it extra hot.
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Why would he arrest you?
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The only police officer is yourself [spoiler]10/10 toplel[/spoiler]
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32 RepliesOP was that weird kid in Art class who would hoard all the scissors and pretend to cut his throat for attention.
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*faps to drama*
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Staby staby.
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3 RepliesWhat was this idiot's name again?
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3 RepliesI'm surprised 13 people have voted for me to do it. I thought the Flood was more twisted than this. You have impressed me with your ethical conduct.
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4 Replies10/10 Did not see this coming.
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>_> [i]Deej[/i] ..... [u]117 replies[/u] <_< ..... Does this happen often?
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4 RepliesEdited by Progo: 12/28/2013 4:10:35 PMWish I could have seen the original post, lawl. Getting smacked down by Achronos and DeeJ must have taken something big...
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2 RepliesThe Party Van will soon arrive at OP's door.
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4 RepliesNice edit.
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Introduce yourself as Dr. Special Agent in Charge Deputy US Marshal Constable Officer James K. Gunkiller, Homicide Division. Then tell him to buy you a goddamn coffee.
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6 Replies
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And now his Banned alt is banned? megalols
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14 RepliesFrom what I can tell Sparkles made obvious jokes about harming an annoying college student. If that's a banable offence then I don't understand why 85% of this forum isn't banned, I see most of you making meaningless threats all the time.
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Heres what you do. You sit down the officer and tell him you want to talk. You slowly rustle your hands and look him in the eyes THEN GRAB THE BACK OF SKULL AND DECIMATE IT ON THE COUNTER. if that doesn't doesnt work.... try defenestration.
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2 RepliesBEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) Be careful about what you say. ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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Oh boy, ya dun goof'd
