He answers letters, upsets parents, scratches fruitlessly at itches he can never reach, he wears a gorilla suit, a yellow foam novelty cowboy hat, he controls every aspect of Bungie.net and he has returned. He's [url=/Inside/CustomPage.aspx?section=LettersToTheWebmaster&subsection=Main&page=13]The Webmaster[/url] and he has a few things he needs to get off his chest.
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isnt webmaster name like "banhammer" or sumtin like that.
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y cant i c my xbox live file in the player search?
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Who is this, WEB BLASTER?
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webby sucks
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webby sucks!
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Well, if that's what you named yourself, you can't change it.
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And how do I change that -blam!- "gfunk287gfunk287" tag that I have???? I've tried "My Settings" and "My Profile" on Bungie.net and even tried my .Net information ... but I'm retarded and can't seem to fix it. I need some more directions and another map, please...
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I can't find the "Letters to the Webmaster" page on this new Bungie.net. It's making me ever so slightly angry because I submitted a letter of praise to the almighty webmaster at least 6 months ago and have been eagerly awaiting his response to it. However, I have yet to see an update to that page; but I figured since they revamped the entire Bungie website, then maybe the webmaster may have gotten around to responding to the multitudinous letters awaiting him in his inbox. I'd be ecstatic if he has, but now I have no way of knowing because I'm retarded and can't seem to find the new/updated "Letters to the Webmaster" page. Someone, please give me directions and a map. All hail the Webmaster!
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And no one knows his true Identity...
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He's not a gorilla! He's a man in a gorilla suit. And no, he's not the guy who used to be at OXM. That's Frankie, and the Webmaster has been around a helluva lot longer than Frankie has. - Reiginko
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Jason Jones basically.
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The Webmaster is a drunk gorilla in a yellow foam hat.
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Ok, I'm new here, so I have no idea who this 'Webmaster' is. But I have an idea....the guy from OXM(or shall I say, used to be)?? Sry if I'm off. lol. Well, whoever you are, its good to see that you are well respected by the people of this scattered forum. :^)
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more humiliation for the webmaster to dish out
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Yay! Webmaster's back! More biting than a tank full of piranah, more drunk than George Best right now, more cunning than a fox who has been made professor of cunning at Oxford University. Let's just hope he doesn't need a number 2 - he could be gone for millenia! Having said that, he seems to have a purely liquid diet.
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Frankie, I'd just like to point out that you make a fantastic "Content Monkey" Where's the sage advice in your signature? (Dont eat stuff off the sidewalk?)
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Yet, the webmaster thrives off of stupidity. You'd think that a guy that knows what how to use the words sabbatical and recalcitrance in a sentance would be smart enough to get a real cowboy hat...
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Especially the one that cursed like crazy. He said it like 20 times in a row, and then sat and complained the entire time. That was so stupid of that guy to do that.
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The webmaster is a genius among a multitude of blabbering idiots. May he forever humiliate them in his letters.
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I aspire to be a drunk man in a monkey suit.
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The webmaster is back!