Pic for Reference: It's his profile picture (I didn't want to link his Facebook account.)
I'm sitting here in Math class, and this black kid seems to be the only sensible child in the room (aside from me). His name is Jerome, and I've absolutely done [i]everything[/i] to try and become friends with him.
Last Friday, I brought him some grape juice so that we could try and get to know one another. He said, and I quote,
[quote]I already have dat shit.[/quote]
(I added "dat" to make it more realistic.)
Today, I tried a more direct approach. I bought him his own bucket of Kentucky Friend Chicken. I said we could share it, and by the time I got back from getting a chair, he had finished the whole thing and was having at the "surprise" watermelon I hid in my back pack.
So far, I know a few things about him. He said he liked to listen to Two Pock (whoever [i]that[/i] is) and enjoys his mother, Shaneqwa's, Jamaican Patties. He also almost "busted a cap on my a$$" for pronouncing Two Pock wrong (I pronounce it "Two Pack").
I must say, it seems like he doesn't want to be my friend. Like, [i]at all.[/i] I'm taking him to watch some basketball this weekend, so I'm crossing my fingers.
So, guys. What do I do?
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Black people are great! Everyone should own one!