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Edited by Stalwart:
10/15/2013 2:47:22 PM
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CRISIS AVERTED!
I haven't and if you entered this thread, you probably haven't either. I figure if we all combine all of our intellectual power, we might find a solution to the problem. I fear that I am running out of time. It won't be long before I enter permanent forever alone status. I can already feel my window of opportunity closing. And then you'll be next. We need to hurry guys. We need to get a grillfriend before it's too late. It's time to brainstorm.
EDIT: MyNameIsCharlie is now my grillfriend.
the crisis has been averted.
EDITEDIT:
i've realized i'm jusT not Ready fOr this kind of reLationship. it's just... too big for me.
it's not me, it's you. you are just too good for me. i guess i'Ll waIt a little loNGer, until I'm ready for such a grillfriend.
sorry Charlie.
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*reads editedit* T-R-O-L-L You clever bastard
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Crisis Alert
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3 RepliesI'm going to find you... Kidnap you, take you to busiest place in town. And beat you up infront of everybody...
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I think it's time to start muting.
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[spoiler][i]I see what you did there.[/i][/spoiler]
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You're a fag.
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1 ReplyI see what u did in the editedit
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I will be your Grill Friend. Now, what kind of grill do you have? That way I can help you use it more effectively.
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2 RepliesI have a 4 burner built in Char-Master. It gets over 500 degrees if everything is on. What do you have, and we can start this relationship.
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1 ReplyI was too young to be taught proper grilling techniques for a while, then as I got old enough my dad's and my relationship grew rocky and he didn't want to teach me. I'm always embarrassed now to go to grilling get togethers since I've never had a grillfriend. I'm 22 years old and people will just think it's weird to be without a grillfriend, you know? I mean, you're supposed to know how to act around them and stuff but it's like I'm still a 14 year old kid all nervous and sweaty when I hear the sizzling.
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1 Reply[quote]combine our intellectual power[/quote] That's why you've never had a girlfriend.
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1 ReplyWe can grill so hard together meats won't know what cooked 'em.
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2 Repliessmokers>grills wood(hickory, mesquite, apple)> charcoal>propane
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to all you people Talking abut giRfriends: WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM this thread is abOut GRILLFRIENDS not GIRLFRIENDS Let's have a SERIOUS discussion about the lack of griLlfrIeNds, Got it? okay? okay.
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What's a grillfriend?
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3 RepliesI have never had a girlfriend.
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3 RepliesI have one!
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1 ReplyFor all you foreveraloners, I didn't have my first until I was nearly 20. Then after that I was single for 16 months...now I have a new one.
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1 ReplyI entered this thread to find out what a 'grillfriend' is. I was unsuccessful
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4 RepliesHad one for a week. Got dumped. Was more bothered about Halo: CEA pre order not arriving on November 15.
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5 RepliesHere But I could care less, our society is full of nothing by swaggots... Well at least in my school.
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1 ReplyAlmost ( friend zone)
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3 RepliesMe but by choice, I'm eighteen and don't want to be tied down to other girls. I have my fun then on to the next one.
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2 RepliesThe first thing I look for when meeting a new girl is intelligence. If she does not have that, then she is mine.
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3 RepliesNever had a girlfriend. Had plenty of casual sex.
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Do hookers count?
