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9/10/2013 2:17:13 AM
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Solution for Abortion
So, it's simple.
We take whichever mothers want abortions. After they give birth to the child, we adopt the child, and train him as a Spartan-III.
[spoiler]F.ucking brilliant.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spartan Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Covenant forces, and I have over 300 confirmed Brute Chieftain assassinations. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UNSC Special Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Battlenet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ONI spies across space and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!-ing dead, split-chin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Nations Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of this universe, you squid-head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jaw. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn split-lip. I will rain lead all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!-ing dead, hinge-head.
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Switch b and r to d and p
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Edited by FaintestWolves: 2/12/2015 4:47:54 PM
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This solution is brilliant. Let's start a petition!
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Bump because this is one of my better posts.
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4 RepliesI have a better idea
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1 ReplyOr we can tube-grow babies to make super soldiers.
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4 RepliesSpartan II YOU SON OF A BITCH
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All we need is the covenant... -throws a rock at vein and gets him angry-
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Genius!
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Agred 3 da max
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This solution is [i]prehistoric[/i].
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1 ReplyAcknowledged. They would be heartless weapons of war and it will bolster defences considerably if this action were to be taken. No one would love them, they will have no feelings. Recommend use in morally changing conflicts.
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Edited by The Great DanTej: 10/30/2013 7:09:21 AM...Thought this was a serious thread until I re-read it.
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Sounds reasonable. Human rights be damned!
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Why aren't you in charge of the world?!
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Solution for abortion: fap
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This, here, brilliance
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1 Reply*claps in approval*
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Brilliant, why aren't we funding this right now? Get me the president we need to talk.
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Love it.
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25 RepliesSpartan IIIs are garbage. Unless mainline MJOLNIR is in the budget range.
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Haha great idea!
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BRILLIANT!
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2 RepliesAwaiting approval from ONI as we speak.
