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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
7/30/2013 10:18:02 PM
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When's the last time you had to call a plumber?
Me? Just now.
My apartment's plumbing has been pretty awful as of late, but this is the last straw. Pure, liquid, black, concentrated shit is slowly rising up out of the pipes and into the tub. This may be a scatophiliacs dream, but for any one else such as myself this is an absolute nightmare. The entire apartment smells like feces, and the plumbers won't be here until tomorrow.
So, what about you?
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When I got kidnapped by a bunch of ghosts, I had to call my brother, who is a Plummer.
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The last time I was horny.
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Edited by Capitons Wang: 7/31/2013 6:23:36 PMLast was for a mechanical seal for a toilet, but i know how to do it now, and an do all plumbing in my home, ive installed drains for everything, water heater and pipe connections for a washer, and set up two sinks, #YOLO Also: it is the managements responsibility to provide a place that is hygienic for you to stay, currently they have to provide another apartment, or a hotel room.
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Once, the pipe leading out of the house got clogged, and it backed shit water up into the basement. It sucked, because there was toilet paper in it. That soggy stuff is hard to clean up.
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2 RepliesWhen was the last time you made a good thread?
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4 RepliesDude, that's -blam!-ed up. What the hell is that, diarrhea?
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3 RepliesEdited by omg a bannana: 7/31/2013 12:59:09 AMLast time I called a plumber I was sexually assaulted.
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Never, because I take care of my own shit.
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*vomits in tub* Now you have more to deal with when he comes for showing me that image.
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Well last year I was doing some painting work and had to call a plumber because he hadn't put in the new pipes in the bathroom yet and I couldn't start work until he had done so.
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When crabs and turtles were inside me pipes :3
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My grandfather knew a ton about that stuff because his father was a plumber, so I've actually never had to call a plumber. I fix it myself.
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That's hilarious
