Everything you post here is monitored. Your thoughts are watched closely by mods who pretentiously call themselves "ninjas". They ban you for no reason and without an appeal. This is injustice! [i]Where were these "ninjas" when John Cena attacked?[/i] In 2011, the flood troll police successfully took down John Cena with the help of John's sister Sandra. We have since helped John rehabilitate and he has since left the flood unharmed. Without his presence, we have worked hard stopping and preventing future trolls from ruining your experience on the flood. [i]You might be wondering how to join the flood troll police.[/i] It's quite simple. You can contact any flood troll police officer with your windows live ID ad password. This will secure a spot in our prestige workforce. The pay is good and due to a large staff you can work on your own time. We even offered free healthcare before Obamacare's birth. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Join the rebellion. Join the flood troll police. Here we will help restore the flood back to the golden age. We will bring peace and end trolling for all eternity.[/b]