Where do I start? There was the time where I had a bunch of people come to my house for a pool party sort of thing. I was serving up drinks to people and walked over to two girls who were sharing a deck chair. I knew them both and had hooked up with one of then before. As I handed one of them a drink the other undid the drawstring of my board shorts and pulled out my cock and started playing with it. The other took a sip of her drink and told her friend to put it in her mouth. From there they took turns sucking it. They eventually noticed a few people were present and so they stopped. About an hour later one one of them had been put to bed because she had drank waaaaaaaay too much. I every 30 mins or so I kept checking on her because she was sleeping in my bed and I didn't want her to spew. Whilst checking on her she started talking to me, she had sobered up. Her red headed friend came up behind me and pushed me on the bed and then closed the door. The 2 of them then continued doing what they had started before. The red head was getting a bit greedy and the blonde kept telling her it was her turn, so to settle the argument I put my hand down the blonde's pants and started playing with her. This went on for quite some time. The blonde had taken her top off and had her tits in my face whilst I continued diddling. The red head by that time had lifted her skirt, removed her swimwear and then say firmly on my dick. She started riding it when all of a sudden my friend Brad busted in. I didn't know brad liked the red head and there she was -blam!-ing me. As you could imagine he cracked the shits, the girls got a surprise and everything stopped. There was also the time my ex girlfriend was over with 2 if her friends in the pool. I was inside playing the xbox in my room whilst they talked girl stuff. Eventually my ex came in and jumped on my back piggy back style and started kissing/sucking/licking my neck and ears. She knew it was my weak spot and she then started undoing my pants and then started jerking me off from behind. As she did that her chubby-ish, big titted friend walked in and started laughing. She then said if we are going to keep going then she wants in on it. I couldn't care less as my dick was firmly in my ex's grasp. My ex then agreed with her friend on the grounds that only she gets to make me cum. Her friend took off her pants and lifted her shirt just enough so her tits were out. She then got on all 4's and I -blam!-ed her from behind whilst my ex played with my balls with one hand and played with her friend's clit with the other. Her friend came pretty quick but I didn't want to stop. Unfortunately my ex removed her pants and then told us to do the same to her. And we did. However this time I got to cum too. The feeling of being inside her and having my balls grasped/played with at the same time was fantastic. I do have other stories, like the time I had sex with 3 different girls in one day, and a few other random encounters with friends/strangers. However these two accounts are my only threesome encounters.

One night, I made the worst mistake of my life. I cheated on Shrek. I penetrated donkey because my emotions got to me. As soon as I entered the oven, Shrek flew threw the window and penetrated me while I was penetrating donkey. My anus exploded. I spent 5 weeks in the hospital, and got an anus transplant from a giraffe. They couldn't save my rectum, as Shrek's onion semen found its way into the testicles and prostrate. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Having the tip of my clitordick tickled with a feather by my inbred father.

In 7th grade a girl rubbed my crotch in class. She felt my Penis through my pants. I wish I could have had the pants off.

18+ post only this is a very mature post with explicit description. So in other words only 1% of this forum should read it. [quote]Rebound night after I broke up with my ex. This 'alternative girl' or whatever you'd call her approached me in the queue for a club. Piercings She had short purple hair, arms full of tattoos, she was 5'10 so an inch shorter than me, was dressed like a slut and had a great body (though as I would later find out, a padded bra.) Started chatting my ear off while we waited to get inside. Said she'd decide I was her friend for the night since she'd lost hers. Long story we short we couldn't get in because it was too full. We bought ecstasy pills from a guy standing a bit behind us, bombed them and went off together to another place. We had drinks, started touching and dancing. Then the pills kicked in and I had to have her. We almost had sex there and then on the dance floor, she was shouting sweet nothings in my ear that even made an old black guy next to us look over when he heard and say '-blam!-ing hell.' We went out for a smoke, they wouldn't let us back in because we were -blam!-ed. So we got a taxi back to my flat, all the way home with her whispering in my ear what she was going to do to me and how she wanted to be dominated. Got into my room, tore each other's clothes off and were both impressed. She was fit minus the small boobs, and obviously I'm ripped to shreds. Threw her onto the bed, she pulled down my boxers and I her knickers. Remembered to put a johnny on first. Started having sex. Never -blam!-ed a more sensitive girl. It was halfway in and she was like '-blam!-!' Had sex in missionary for a bit and it was great, then I remembered she wanted to be dominated so I wrapped my hand around her throat squeezing hard and she was grinning even as she couldn't breathe, the freak. Let go after a few seconds and she was like 'oh my god no one's actually gone that far before, I love it. You gonna stop there?' So I slapped her in the face and I'm 100% srs. Spent the next 2 hours abusing her in every way possible and she loved it, my beds hers were soaked. Tied her hands behind her back, -blam!-ed her face against the headboard until she had tears in her eyes, stuffed her wet knickers in her mouth to gag her, yanked on her hair hard. Finally finished and realised the condom had come off at some point. Shit myself but turned out she had an implant. We both collapsed on my bed panting in exhaustion when she said she'd slept with 17 guys (and she was 18 btw! Sloots gonna sloot) and that sex with me had been the best she'd ever had. That feel. We sparked a joint afterwards, watched John Dies at the End on Netflix and then slept until the middle of the afternoon the next day. We continued to have sex for 3 weeks after until she had to move down South for her fundraising job. She still calls me every now and then trying to get me to visit. Too far away tho. And that, my innocent little Flood virgins, is good sex. Bet you were expecting a Bel-Air. Sex I've had since pales in comparison. But it's still just sex. Didn't stop me missing me ex, just temporarily distracted me from the feels.[/quote]

These threads make me feel so lonely :'(

Well, it wasn't the best sex of my life, but the story is pretty cool. So it all started in world of Warcraft. I played as a Druid who would morph into animals and hump everything it saw. Well, I humped a random blood elf chick and she found it hilarious. So I started talking to her, friended her, so on. I eventually got her number and we started texting and talking. She sent my naughty pictures all the time. A couple weeks later she told me she was flying out to see me. Sure enough, I was picking her up at the air port. After hanging out a bit, grabbing dinner, movie, the 9 yards. We get back to the house and start watching tv on the couch. She then reached into my pants and well, it started. We start doing the act and sure enough, my pecker runs outta batteries. It just went completely limp. Embarrassed to all hell, I just decided go to bed. Finally, the next day I got it working again and we made sweet love several times that week. She then flew back to Cali and I never talked to her again. That's how I lost my virginity.

[quote]virgin[/quote] [quote]6/5/13[/quote] Have you put your whoopee stick in the ham wallet yet?

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

One time I gave myself a blowjob. Lasted about 3 seconds before my back cramped out.

the foursome i had yesterday