i thought toys moved and did stuff when you were out of the room; Toy Story style.
and that snot is part of your brain and when you snot-sneeze you have to eat it or else you get dumb.
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I used to think masturbation wasn't healthy.
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My old house was on the former site of an apple orchard. So I thought all houses came from apple orchards.
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I used to think velociraptors were the size they are in jurassic park.
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I thought God existed.
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I thought that the road moved, not the cars. a la conveyor belt.
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I thought spraying window cleaner on your tongue would give you superpowers. :/ I thought black people were called Canadians.
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I thought that teachers lived at school.
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My mother once told me when I was 5 that flipping someone off meant you were telling someone they were in kindergarten. That caused some concern.
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When I was 3, I thought "white" people and "black" people referred to the color of their shirts, and taught this to the other kids. This came to a head during playgroup when I shouted out to my friend of the African persuasion "Hey white kid; come over here!" Our parents became even more confused when he replied "I'm coming blue kid!"
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I thought santa claus was real.