So I was in my chicken house giving my chickens water and getting any eggs that were there. On my way out this hen came at my head and landed on top of my head. She has spurs which is very weird for a hen. I got her off my head then got out of there. I had to go back to get the water jug. So I walked in and she was sitting there ready to jump. I walked back into the house and she came flying at my head. I punched her and grabbed the jug and ran out. How should I deal with this hen?
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Show that beast who's dominate. Hold it upside down by its feet and yell at it.
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You were on her turf man. You get what you asked for.
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I laughed at the title more than I should have laughed.
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Do the chickens have large talons?
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Kill it. Then you can make a thread about how you killed it.
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Edited by Edmi Wohusee: 4/13/2013 9:51:25 PMForgive and forget? I mean, seriously, it's just a chicken. You're acting like it needs to suffer for its mistakes or something.
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Edited by Darth Ra 7365: 4/13/2013 9:42:31 PMyou punched a chicken?
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Roar at her...become a beast
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Kill it!
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Strangle it.
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If Chicken Run taught you anything you would kill that hen...with fire.
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[quote] She has spurs [/quote]mind the gap
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Get knife Cut off hen's head Watch in amusement ??? Profit
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Hang it. The gallows are waiting....
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Chicken is trying to kill you before you kill it. It knows about your evil plot
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Fry it