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3/10/2013 8:54:08 PM
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So a girl messages me "hey" on facebook
What does this mean?
Does this mean she wants the D?
GOD DAMN IT I NEED HELP DECODING THIS WEIRD GIRL LANGUAGE MAN!
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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe!"
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[quote]What does this mean?[/quote] Unsolicited messages are never good.
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Respond: "why yes, I would like to have sex with you." Naturally she will be perplexed and say something along the lines of "what the hell are you talking about", to which you must respond. "Oh sorry, I thought you asked to have sex." it is her response to this that matters.
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It's a -blam!-ing trap if you are too nice to her! Run! Run while you can!!!
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Edited by mihir: 3/10/2013 10:47:49 PMToast envelope method and/ or stick it in the pooper.
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Offer her casual sex. Since she has already consented, feel free to use a little force, if necessary.
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1 ReplyShe defiantly wants the D.
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say hi back and wait
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Sex is all women are useful for.
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Say "no" Works every time.
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2 RepliesShe wants to pet your cat.
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She obviously wants the D. Duh.
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2 RepliesTwo possibilities: 1. She wants to talk. 2. Its a trap.
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This thread is enjoyable.
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Just tell her to -blam!- off, that's what I do.
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1 ReplyShe wants to talk... ...about life.
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Right now, I'm not even going to attempt to understand how females work.....
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2 RepliesWell my friend, there is only one way to know if a girl likes you. Here is what you have to do. Put some toast in an envelope with her name on it and give said envelope to her. Then wait for up to two days. If she gives you an envelope back..., do not open it until you get home. Get home, open it and there should be nude pics of her inside. The next day talk to her alone after or before school. Then you have to say a secret code, is the peanut butter in the potato? If she answers, No it is in the apple sauce, then she likes you. If she kicks you in the balls and runs away, then it is safe to say she is not interested.
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A girl? Messages you? And you didn't message her first? What could this mean?
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She wants to steal your kidneys. Don't trust her.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe 'hey' means "will you have wild hot and sloppy sex with me on your mother's bed?"
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She wants you so bad OP. The best possible move you could do would be to send her some pics of your D. And if she doesn't respond to your pics send her even more pics. Trust me, that's the best way to start chatting with a girl.
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1 ReplyShe wants the "D:" Buy her an external HDD
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2 Replies"What's up?" would be an appropriate response.
