I have just experienced the most delightful thing ever...weed. I lifted up my bong to the heavens above as this god, also known as a dealer, filled it to the top with this soft, green plant. After taking a small hit, I nearly fell from my seat; the dark smoke danced through my throat before making its way to my lungs. Where can I obtain more of this my brothas? I require it!
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How do you like your coffee? I usually load it with sugar and cream, but plain black is okay too.
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Never did that shit ever.
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I have never had weed before in my life. :)
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Why don't you experience cocaine next? And remember, there's never too much. Don't worry about that silly "overdose" business, it's just a fairy tale.
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What is this; Someone dares to mock me? This is blasphemy! Someone toss this fool into the dungeon!
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