Look... I was supposed to come home from Mexico a week ago but I got my passport stolen or something. I went to the embassy and they said I was to tan to be an American and told me to -blam!- off. Now I'm stuck here, I have a kid at home, and I need to get the hell out of here! Can anyone give me advice on how to back to America? I've been living in this guys basement named Juarez for a week and all he feeds me is rice since he wants the normal food. Any advice?
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Obvious troll thread is obvious.
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Have you seen Yes Man!?
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Pull the other one mate.
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Edited by SergeantFlood: 2/15/2013 10:42:40 PMShoot your way out.
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Por Que?