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10/12/2007 9:02:39 PM
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Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.
This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".
I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.
But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!
So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.
-[i]XMarvelManX[/i]
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I hope that was on purpose...
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Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.
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Dude...... all i got to say is ......WTF
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I lold
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] Yes, it can. But there is only one way he [i]wanted[/i] it read. Tacky, tacky, tacky!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] HA! Glad to see I'm not the only one with a sick mind!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aeon Chronos7 It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission. This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary". I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated. But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight! So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back. -[i]XMarvelManX[/i][/quote] That is definitely one of the funniest posts I have ever read.
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[quote]Subject: Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day. [/quote] Lucky bastard! Too bad my internet was down -- next time, invite me to that game!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] Rofllol!
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there was only one way that was meant to be read....pervert
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Hahah, that was very amusing. It brought a smile to my face.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote]Subject: Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day. [/quote] Lucky bastard! Too bad my internet was down -- next time, invite me to that game![/quote] lol
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Umm nice to know?
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wow that was good i pictured that the way i read it ...DIRTY...
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Brilliant innuendo. Best I've read in a long while.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] lol very well said. i think the OP worded his post like that on purpose though, to give that impression of being able to be read in one of two ways, maybe it amused him, it amused me.notice how he doesn't mention that he is fighting flood, he just says the enemy, lol.
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Ahahahaha
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Epic win
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Stolen from a currently 400+ thread on Game FAQS. TC = THIEF!
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Get your head out of the gutter Recon! J/k man. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote]
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L.o.l.
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Did you even read the O.P., I gave the original poster props! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dusk Bunny Stolen from a currently 400+ thread on Game FAQS. TC = THIEF![/quote]
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lol you sick bastard lmao
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Oh...that's dirty.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aeon Chronos7 It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission. This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary". I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated. But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight! So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back. -[i]XMarvelManX[/i][/quote] You, sir, win thread of the year.
