It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.
This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".
I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.
But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!
So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.
-[i]XMarvelManX[/i]
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Wow what a nice friend? Ditches you for a phone call?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] LOl in all seriousness I was just going to come in here and post "the poor girl" but this is far better.
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one more time round
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Nice.
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oh god I just noticed what you ment.....
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Ya i kinda thought this was one of those joke threads. Something liek " HA HA WE HAD A THREESOME WITH CORTANA!!! MAN, SHE KNOWS HOW TO GIVE A MEGABITE BLOW-J!!!!!" Thank god it was just a story of how you beat the level [Edited on 11.24.2007 6:56 AM PST]
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wow this one is old, but still hillarious.
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old but still funny
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To all the jack-a5ses who keep mentioning that a) this thread is a copy from another site and, b) don't bump threads You should really just shut up and enjoy a post that isn't someone complaining or screaming at Bungie. Let the moderators decide when a thread shouldn't be bumped or who is breaking the rules. By the way, this is BY FAR one of the most amusing posts I have EVER read on ANY forum ANYWHERE, EVER!!!!! Short, funny, and re-readable. Thank you for the little slice of happiness. That is NOT 30 seconds I regret spending.
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Lol'ed at that one! Hehe, Kudos to whoever first made this up =)
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epic.
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he forgot to mention all the boils and the infestation
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This has got to be the funniest thread out there. Ultra win.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BOW2theHORDE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] HA! Glad to see I'm not the only one with a sick mind![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BOW2theHORDE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] HA! Glad to see I'm not the only one with a sick mind![/quote] lol ya i was like totally lost then i read it again and was totally freaked out
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Jeez, this thing is revived again? I mean, sure it's funny and deserves to be on the front page...but...well actually...that's it.
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that was hilarious cortana ftw!
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I laughed so hard...AWESOME POST!
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Bwa ha ha! XD
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I hope you all realise that he stole this this thread idea from Gamefaqs.com; there's a 100 page thread over there exactly the same as this one. OP, get original or the -blam!- out.
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*shakes head* Men... xD
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Greatest. Post. Ever.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] <.< >.> uhhh... No comment... And anyway, I didn't like that level too much. Too much like a maze, and the flood were too numerous.
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That. Was. Hilarious. *mind in gutter*
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it is also stolen from another site... http://forum.teamxbox.com/showthread.php?t=552067
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LOL, I remember this post. LOL, still funny. HAha.