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10/25/2005 11:53:22 PM
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How to sneeze properly

Don't you hate it when you're in school or any other place. And you have to sneeze, and you accidentaly get snot all over your hands or forearms? I do too. Here's how to prevent it. [*] Cover your mouth when you sneeze. [*] Try sneezing through your mouth, rather than your nose. This helps prevent snot from spreading. [*] If you get snot on your arm, try to hide it. Don't let anyone see you trying to wipe it off. Act casual, get a tissue. Wipe. [*] Here's an example. If you sneeze through your nose, you will probobly spread snot. If you sneeze with your mouth, it will minimize the spreading of snot. And if you try it both ways, it's about 50/50, you have an equal chance of spreading snot. [*] Again, if you get some on your arm. Blame it on the guy who can't speak english. Thank you for your time, may your sneezing days be happy days! And here's a little extra for nose pickers. [*] If you pick your nose, and someone enters the room. And you clearly have snot in your hand, act casual and stretch your hand and pretend to yawn as you keep your hand in a fist-cuff. Try to curl it up and hide the evidence. If that's immpossible to do because it's not hard enough. Walk out the room, and curl it up till it becomes hard. [*] If you're caught picking your nose or just about to make an attempt to. And someone just enters the room. Pretend to yawn. That's all folks. [Edited on 10/25/2005]
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