I love these jokes, if you have any, by all means enlighten us.
here are a few of my own.
Confucious say that man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Confucious say that women who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Confucious say that man who lives in glass house, dresses in basement
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Confucious say, "Baseball wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk!" [Edited on 8/19/2005]