[b]Special Reports[/b]
[u]Mr. Overlord has been kidnapped![/u]
Thursday, July 23, 2005; Posted: 12:56 a.m. EDT (12:56 GMT)
Flood, Forums(AP)
Yesterdays dramatic Kidnapped of our
beloved Mr. Overlord, has not yet ended.
It is a dark day indeed.
A wild fanatic group, derived from [i]New
Mombasa[/i] has taken responsibility
for the kidnapping. Two other unrelated
groups have taken responsibility also, but
Community Guy SketchFactor reports that
The New Mombasa Group are the real kidnappers.
Today at 10:00 Sketch and the Webmaster
had held a press conference on the situation.
When asked what the group wants, the
Webmaster replied,
"The only thing the want right now is a search
program for New Mombasa alone. Then they
told us they'll probably think of some more later."
Then [i]The Septagon Daily Bugle[/i] asked the question
of who was to take over the forums in Mr. Overlords
absent, both Sketch and the webmaster replied,
'me' at the same time.
After two minuets of awkward silence, Sketch
reported that they are doing all they can on
tracking down Achronos, but they in no way
will they negotiate with this group until they
know that Achronos is being taken care of.
"He's very picky" Jason Jones told reporters
"I hope they know what there in for."
More on this story as it unfolds.
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[Edited on 7/22/2005]