Ok, i have heard some people talkin like they are real special. So, if you beleive you have a superpower or have any capabilities beyond the average idiot, enlighten all the bored dupos that make up
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I have the ability to make my therapist leave the room in tears before she sends the giant man with a lazy eye and one boob in to shoot me up with something he calls "The Happy Needle" and then puts me in my white coat that makes me hug myself ^_^ and puts me in my room made of pillows. He even opens up the little window on the door so that I can stare at the tile on the ceiling outside my room. Did I mention that I love you all. Oh and... Mr. Susuuchi, you lights are on.... Mr. Susuuchi... your lights... are on Also I have the power to play guitar until my fingers bleed and my strings turn red, at which point, I hang them on my wall and dance with a naked Indian until the sunsets. Does anyone else smell cabbage? YES! THATS IT! I HAVE FOUND THE.... no wait no I haven't false alarm. Im racist against chairs, they killed my father. Also I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. Why would I want to raise my cholesterol? So I can lower it again. OOOOOOH RIGHT! [Edited on 4/12/2005]