[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pj_1988 [url=http://www.therightside.demon.co.uk/quotes/einstein/] random quote genarator [/url] just show me some nice quots dont care if you think caboose is asmart as long as it is funny or just nice [color=white] Einstein ''Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18'' ''Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former'' ''Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. '' ''The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. '' [/color] [color=blue] Helen Rowland ''When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is three steps ahead is the one that's mad. '' [/color] [color=green] Oscar wild ''When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong. '' ''A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. '' ''One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. '' [/color] [color=red]WC fields ''Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. ''' ''A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. '' ''Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice. '' [/color] [color=pink] Mark Twain ''Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. '' ''In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. '' ''Let us be thankful for fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed. '' ''To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did: I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. '' Your mom. [/color] [/quote]