It would be a well tempered yet rather sarcastic / condescending walrus with an affinity for video games.
That is all.
Edit:
You know it's true, don't deny it.
[Edited on 11.15.2012 12:54 AM PST]
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if the community was a spy organization, it'd be the Septabond. if the community disappeared, it'd be the Septagone. if the community was a toy shop, it'd be The Seventh Dollumn if the community had an affinity for explosives, it'd be the bombunity. if the community was located in the clouds, it'd be The Heaventh Column. ^That's what I expected this thread to be going in and so I had to add some. ©