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11/29/2004 2:47:09 AM
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Got caught spankin' my monkey today, now i cant ask out girl
To keep things appropriate, i will not explain what "Spanking your Monkey" is too those who don't know. But yeah it happened today. Forgot to lock my door. I am so embarrassed. They found my bottle of vaseline too, and a girls # hidden with it. WHAT DO I DO? Please help me! The girl is hot, and liked me, I am just shy! I was going to call her up, but now i can't... my parents owuld know what was up, so i can't do it over the phone, i have to do it in person, and i am shy. I am not supposed to be on the internet anymore, because of this, but i can sneak on.
SHe is soo pretty, especially in her tight blue shorts... damn. But yeah, I don't know were to start. How do i start conversation? And now I have to regain my self respect with my parents, this is sooo embarrassing. If you were caught how did you guys recover from the shock? And what should I do with this girl? I only see her in 4th period. Please help!
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Here's some stuff you need to do: 1. Call her up and ask her on a date. 2. Tell her since she saw yours, you should be able to see hers. (It's only fair). 3. Ask her to 'spank her monkey' in front of you, after all she did see you. 4. Ask her for sex. She'll love you more for it. 5. Don't buy her flowers, buy her potatos. Flowers die while potatoes keep on growing!
