And this time, [url=http://www.bungie.net/Inside/CustomPage.aspx?section=LettersToTheWebmaster&subsection=Main&page=15]The Webmaster[/url] has actually included some reader art and scarification.
It was good, but people actually asked some halfway sensible questions. We need to see more stupid letters, such as:
[quote]I would like a job at Bungie. But first, I have something I would like you to know: I am a #)(*@ big@$$ genuis. Smarter than everybody. Of course, with such an intellect, I could lay waste to you and your foolish world. But alternatively, I choose to work at your company. Now that we're on proper grounds, I would like it to be an easy job- like making popcorn or something. Also, please send my schedule via email. I can work only on mondays, for a half day. Thank you for your time.
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If people don't send letters that break new ground in the field of being a moron, the Webmaster can't write a sarcastic (and pants-pissingly funny) rebuttal to them. So to anyone out there on the net who likes to write stupid letters: Send the Webmaster stupid stuff so he can make us laugh!
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