[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tmone17 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ringer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tmone17 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ringer Here's one I use on my son when he is trying to stay up late and he asks "Would you tell me a story?" I respond - "Once upon a time - THE END"[/quote] Read to your kid you douche. Or hell grow up like you.[/quote] Mind your business. He would do well if he grew up as I have.[/quote] Yeah.... You dont even read to you kid. Reeeeeeeal good.[/quote] Question: Where did you read that I don't read to my kid? I'm sure my kid has more books (that he knows by heart) than you have brain cells. Now if you had truly read this post you would understand this. Nowhere did I type that he asks me to "read" him a story. I wrote that he asks me to tell him a story. If you had the ability to reproduce and the authorities actually allowed such a travesty, you may one day have a child of your own and would understand entirely the theme of my statement. As you are undoubtedly still on the Food Nipple yourself, I can't believe it slipped past your massive arsenal of deduction. What I am saying is that kids (such as yourself) do whatever it takes to stay up late. So in summary I will try to explain this so even you pimply faced knowitalldogooderstudentcouncilhonorroll types can understand it. After reading him his 5 books (one for each year he has been alive) he then asks me to "tell" him a story. After an hour of Winnie the Pooh, Arthur and Grimm, I can barely keep my own eyes open. So I tell him "Okay, Once upon a time - THE END! Now go to sleep!" Are we clear?