This thread is to see who can say the funniest one liners...
The only reward is the satisfaction that you are mega funny.
Lets see some funny One Liners!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ringer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tmone17 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ringer Here's one I use on my son when he is trying to stay up late and he asks "Would you tell me a story?" I respond - "Once upon a time - THE END"[/quote] Read to your kid you douche. Or hell grow up like you.[/quote] Mind your business. He would do well if he grew up as I have.[/quote] Yeah.... You dont even read to you kid. Reeeeeeeal good.