Everyone's favorite [url=http://www.bungie.net/Inside/CustomPage.aspx?section=LettersToTheWebmaster&subsection=Main&page=14]Man in Gorilla Suit Wearing Cowboy Hat[/url] dishes out "advice" and bile in equal measure.
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I'm sure the monkey suit boy hung my love letter next to his bed, and he stares longingly into it every night.