He answers letters, upsets parents, scratches fruitlessly at itches he can never reach, he wears a gorilla suit, a yellow foam novelty cowboy hat, he controls every aspect of Bungie.net and he has returned. He's [url=/Inside/CustomPage.aspx?section=LettersToTheWebmaster&subsection=Main&page=13]The Webmaster[/url] and he has a few things he needs to get off his chest.
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Yay! Webmaster's back! More biting than a tank full of piranah, more drunk than George Best right now, more cunning than a fox who has been made professor of cunning at Oxford University. Let's just hope he doesn't need a number 2 - he could be gone for millenia! Having said that, he seems to have a purely liquid diet.