Write out the first line and replace every noun with d1ck.
Crap. Failed thread. Continue being relevant and on topic however.
[Edited on 10.10.2012 7:55 PM PDT]
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The dick lasts about twenty dicks, and ends up at the City Circle (pronouns don't count?), where dicks will welcome us, play the dick, and escort us into the Training Center which will be our dick until the Games begin.