Do you think there should be a "current status" for the public forums? Example when it's slow could be something like "Current Status: Slow Crawl Towards Infinity" or when it's going insane, "Current Status: Insane". What other current status titles should be listed?
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Current status: that drop of ice cream you're waiting to fall off of your spoon before you bring it to your mouth because you don't want it to get on your clothes but don't want to eat over the bowl and the drop is like "no, I'm gonna take forever" and I'm all like "no, I need to get back to watching doctor who and if I look away another one of you will form" but then it goes and I eat it and I realize I didn't put on enough chocolate syrup and then I put on chocolate syrup and I come back and I'm like WAITHOWDIDTHATHAPPENWHYARETHECARSHELDUPBYHOTAIRBALLOONSWHAT?!