I know this is not an official saying. Just something that I made up and fits my life perfectly.
"Some Damn Thing Always Goes Wrong"
Doesn't this fit your life perfectly?
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More like, "[i]If it can go wrong, it will; If it can't possibly go wrong, I'll find a way to make it go wrong[/i]". [Edited on 09.14.2012 7:02 PM PDT]