Guys, I spend my last 1000 hours of life investigating Bungie, Halo, and Microsoft. And what I found was....Shocking.
The links won't work, I could get banned *Looks over shoulders* But I know there master plan. Bungies master plan.
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Halo3 is the third game, The last Halo game of that story ark, There are
3 halo games
1 Graphic Novel
4 books
1 other game
1 Peter Jackson thing
=7
7 is the Bungie number. The Number of luck. And the Number or OUR DOOM!.
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First off, Cortana sais
"This is the way the world ends"
Then shows the Halo3 symbol.
Bungie has been very shy about Halo3, and I know why. It's fake, It's part of there plot, to TAKE OVER.
So, What will happen, On Halo3's release date? Simple This
First, Every person will leave the job to get Halo3, Even the bankers, Governers, etc. Leaving the banks, white house, and all those places empty. Bungie and Microsoft will sneak it. Change the laws of America (which I will get to later). At the end, Our name will be
"Seventh column states" (SCS). Rules by Frankie!.
Second, They will take control of all the armies. Making them wear Chiefs armor, Which would be real, which is why Microsoft charges so much, They needed money for it.
Third: We will becomes bungie slaves. We will work on statues of Frankie, and Bill Gates. We will be tea-bagged of we fall, and they will laugh.
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If any get Halo3 to the 360. It will release a nuclear bomb, Which is tiny, but enough to kill one family (house).
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So, My friends, We must act fast. If you want America, and the WORLD to stay free. Do this
1-Give me your SS number
2-All your money.
3-Your Halo3, and 360, Also your live acount.
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Thanks, Remember. DON'T TELL BUNGIE. I ALMOST forgot. Laws of the new country
1-Frankie and Gates are gods
2-You must play Halo1/2/3 all your life
3-Sony fanbois will have there thumbs cut off
4-All heretics will be shot
5-All women become....Well nothing really.
6-ALl men become...Nothing either, But slaves
7-Statues of frankie must be praised.
8-Little kids will be owned.
[b](This was a joke)[/b]
[Edited on 04.09.2007 9:27 PM PDT]
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really?? hALO 3 IS THE LAST?? but there are 7 halos
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Wow... just wow.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HalfJawArbiter [b](This was a joke)[/b][/quote]REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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If the line "This was a joke" wasn't present at the end of your post, I would have commenced primary ignition on your ass. [Edited on 04.09.2007 9:28 PM PDT]
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that made me laugh.
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Umm... ok. I get that this was a joke, and i do hate people like that, but this wasn't very funny.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HalfJawArbiter [b](This was a joke)[/b][/quote] I would hope this kind of thing is unnecessary... then again, they never fail to disappoint.
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Well if you are truly a Bungie loyalist then you have nothing to fear. Now if you are not then you will get to ride the Giant Sling Shot. Your choice. :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HalfJawArbiter [b](This was a joke)[/b][/quote]Not funny. You Startled me.
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I wish I had a video camera, Omg, Spoof of Loose Change, and honor to Maddox! But yes guys, Give me your money,and halo3. I will debug it, Remember...I have no life, So I am right XD.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achilles1108 Well if you are truly a Bungie loyalist then you have nothing to fear. Now if you are not then you will get to ride the Giant Sling Shot. Your choice. :)[/quote] I'm a bungie loyalist, but I want to ride the Giant Sling Shot. What should I do?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achilles1108 Well if you are truly a Bungie loyalist then you have nothing to fear. Now if you are not then you will get to ride the Giant Sling Shot. Your choice. :)[/quote] My god, A mod is here. Guys, If i don't come back, YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE REMEMBER ME! *Runs*
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Telling people not to buy Halo 3, is like telling people not to breathe..
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HalfJawArbiter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achilles1108 Well if you are truly a Bungie loyalist then you have nothing to fear. Now if you are not then you will get to ride the Giant Sling Shot. Your choice. :)[/quote] My god, A mod is here. Guys, If i don't come back, YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE REMEMBER ME! *Runs* [/quote] *doesn't remember*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Toothpick Telling people not to buy Halo 3, is like telling people not to breathe..[/quote]Halo 3 is the [B] reason [/B] i'm breathing.
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God, DOn't get me started. Breating is fake too man, Goverment made it up, So we can breath in there TOXIC AIR. Don't eat, or breath, Save it for me, I can defuse it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre *doesn't remember*[/quote] Remember what?
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I thought you weren;t coming back.
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Who? What? Anyway, If I am banned, Remember why I got banned. For I do not want tribune in polls and threads of glory. My wish is simple, Should any nerd ( am nerd too, you are, deal with it) come accross these forums, For the countless hours of there lives, Let my posts whisper to you from the ageless links. Go tell a Halo Fan, that here by Halo law I am banned....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedPhoenix 57 I thought you weren;t coming back.[/quote] I thought you weren't coming back... *slits RedPhoenix's throat*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre *doesn't remember*[/quote] Remember what?[/quote] Exactly...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedPhoenix 57 I thought you weren;t coming back.[/quote]I thought you weren't coming back... *slits RedPhoenix's throat*[/quote]Oh, I [i]always[/i] come back. *laughs meniacally*
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Lol, If he remembered, then....o nvm.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedPhoenix 57.. *slits RedPhoenix's throat*[/quote]Oh, I [i]always[/i] come back. *laughs meniacally*[/quote]We wish you didn't. Or at least take a little longer.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FastMouse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedPhoenix 57.. *slits RedPhoenix's throat*[/quote]Oh, I [i]always[/i] come back. *laughs meniacally*[/quote]We wish you didn't. Or at least take a little longer.[/quote]Yea.. like [b][i]that[/i][/b] will ever happen.
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Wait, Did you mean me? How?