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12/11/2012 7:03:16 AM
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Inbox Gold
I decided to go rummaging through my inbox seeing as I had 19 pages full of messages untouched for almost 5 years now. I went through and found some pretty horribly funny messages. I thought I'd share the one I found to be the most eloquent and fairly well-worded.
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[b]2/22/08[/b]
I really can't beleive that u have nothing better to do with ur time than going round and checkin wot other people are saying and reportin them 2 Bungie. R u really that sad? Wots the matter, did Bungie turn u down 4 a job & u really can't help urself? OMG get a life u freak
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Personally, I don't even remember how this message came about. All I remember was reporting the kid for being overtly obnoxious and rude in the Halo 3 forum and I guess I made it apparent to him that I reported him. I guess I was kind of a forum cop back then...
It's probably best to not directly cite the sender because for all we could know, the author of said message could be much more educated by now and could perhaps take offense to this. So go ahead and post your funniest message from your inbox and be sure to omit any names or sensitive references. I'm curious as to what kind of cobwebbed messages are sitting in the back of many of your message boxes.
I'm even more curious about what kind of content the Mods are hiding. That stuff has to be priceless.
[Edited on 12.10.2012 11:45 PM PST]
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Just a few of the interesting once. I have 79 pages. [quote]Joy of life snacks save us all. Since we are one I'll share. Using the power of creation I manifest for bungie a blender/slurpee machine so their drinks stay smooth, and daily 20 bottles of sangria, 5 big bottles of agave nectar, and 500 lbs frozen strawberries so they can drink virgins all day as they write words that create worlds and crawl towards world domination.[/quote] [quote]Im still banned to my own b-net with automation and limited human contact till I'm trained not to fly of the NDA handle aren't I?[/quote] [quote]Another part of the secret projet that keeps me from saying more deals with the whole rampancy thing. So, yeah that why all those chief copies duke it out and trying to find out who chief is the storyline behind that. Chief, Chief, Whose the chief. ONI log excerpt I stole: " There are too many!" " Lets just copy ONYX send them all there and let them fight it out." "What if they team up? Last thing I wanna deal with is an army of 'Ultrakill' rated Spartans...all with chiefs experience, and a personal Cortana..." "Stop shaking. We want that." "What?" "Your forgetting who were up against."[/quote][quote]Don't you know? I got teleported of Reach in that white flash same as Johnson of installatin 04. Got sent to ONI HQ. Its all VERY hush hush. They new they needed help from somewhere in New Mombasa. My armor was fried and we wanted discretion so to go in secret I went in as "ROOKIE."[/quote]
