I just started dating this girl. She warned me that we probably shouldn't tell her father about it because I'm a teenage boy and "he would probably hurt" me. A few days after our date I got a message from her father. He just sent me a picture of a gun. What would you send back if you were in this situation flood?
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Tell him you're trained in gorilla warfare, then turn up at the house in a gorilla costume. Oh man, dat gorilla warfare.