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1/5/2013 3:29:50 AM
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Funniest dialogue in the Halo universe?

What's the funniest line in Halo that comes to your mind? It can be from anything Halo-related.

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  • I'll just say that the ambient dialogue in Halo 2 was easily the best of the series. I was really surprised how many times I smiled or laughed when I went back and played it recently. Favorite Exchange: Johnson: They're coming from the street, down low! Aussie Marine: *Throws frag at Elite* Happy-Birth-Day Sunshine! Johnson: *Headshots Grunt* How'd that feel, JACKASS?

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  • "Who needs a Johnson beat down!?" "Ah yes, the fools who arrive conveniantly packaged in their own coffins." And "You picked the wrong Farine to Muck with" for how it had everyone thinking there was swearing in Reach.

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  • [i]'The Covenant is on Reach, I repeat the Covenant is on Reach.'[/i]- Reach Marine. [i]'These Covenant seem more fanatical than the ones we fought before.'[/i]- Cortana in Halo 4. These were lol.

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  • -This ship is falling apart! -It'll hold- -We're not gonna make it! -We'll make it. -Pull up! Pull up!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjakenzen [i]'These Covenant seem more fanatical than the ones we fought before.'[/i]- Cortana in Halo 4. [/quote] We never saw this fanaticism.

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  • The Thursday War has some pretty funny dialogue that earned a chuckle or two from me, like the Dark Knight Rises reference where BB says he didn't give Phillips his "permission to die".

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ajw34307 The Thursday War has some pretty funny dialogue that earned a chuckle or two from me, like the Dark Knight Rises reference where BB says he didn't give Phillips his "permission to die".[/quote] Must of missed that one. Can you remember the page?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROBERTO jh [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ajw34307 The Thursday War has some pretty funny dialogue that earned a chuckle or two from me, like the Dark Knight Rises reference where BB says he didn't give Phillips his "permission to die".[/quote] Must of missed that one. Can you remember the page?[/quote] Lucky for you I bookmarked it. :P Chapter 9, page 221 about three-quarters of the way down the page (for the Kindle anyway).

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  • "Men, here is where we show those split-chin, squid-head, sons of -blam!-es that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own living guts! Am I right, Marines?" - Sgt. Johnson if it's easter egg dialoge. I'll go with the RvB one at Crows Nest.

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  • The man's own pain induce spasms were killing him. -John-117's inner thoughts. Funniest thing I have ever read. Edit: Reminds me of a Iron Man 2 scene. [Edited on 01.06.2013 8:13 AM PST]

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alfirin -This ship is falling apart! -It'll hold- -We're not gonna make it! -We'll make it. -Pull up! Pull up! [/quote] I feel like this was referenced in Halo 4 when [[SPOILERS]] Chief and Cortana were in the lich, and Chief was telling to pull up, but she didn't listen.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjakenzen [i]'The Covenant is on Reach, I repeat the Covenant is on Reach.'[/i]- Reach Marine. [i]'These Covenant seem more fanatical than the ones we fought before.'[/i]- Cortana in Halo 4. These were lol.[/quote] The second one was actually Chief, but yeah.

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  • i'll just leave this here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YY5y3ca4NE

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