Bungie underwear!
Seriously, it would sell.
Boxers with a "Warning, Chainsaw Jockstrap Inside" and a pic of the Webmaster.
Asbestos underwear that says "Protect yourself from flames, wear this whenever going online".
"Wildcat destabilization inside".
"This cave is not a natural formation"
Come on, Bungie underwear would be cool. Just like a fez.
[Edited on 01.02.2013 9:12 AM PST]
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I've got Halo 3 Boxers. I didn't get them from the Bungie store, but I love them either way.
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they need air fresheners first but good idea although I think some people might try to exploit it
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Bungie thongs and socks.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IHaveTURRETS JR ...I think some people might try to exploit it[/quote]Agreed.
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"Keep it clean" Sounds like something I would buy. [Edited on 01.02.2013 9:17 AM PST]
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This idea is flawless! It would be the perfect thing to wear whilst browsing the forums. [Edited on 01.02.2013 9:19 AM PST]
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If I saw a guy coming up to me wearing briefs that said [i]'You have no rights, play nice[/i]' on them I'd be quite scared.
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*sets up separate marketplace* *begins selling the anti itch balm needed for wearing the asbestos underoos*
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I would fully enjoy a Bungie drawstring backpack.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 "This cave is not a natural formation"[/quote] I lol'd. Would absolutely buy.
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Asbestos edition can only come in briefs. No exceptions.
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I just need a pair of Myth boxers. I'm having a hard time picking up men in their mid 30s.
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[i]"I know what the ladies like."[/i]
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"Pretend it's a popsicle!"
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Underwear? Seriously? That is brilliant. They should also sell janitorial supplies with the motto "Keep It Clean" on them.
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Really? No "Ling Ling's Head," underpants?
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[i]"Home of the man-cannon."[/i] [i]"If only your mom knew."[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theslatcher "Keep it clean" Sounds like something I would buy.[/quote]Haha, that would be funny.
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[i]"Satisfying your mom since 1991"[/i]
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Since we're there, Bungie should also make feminine products and contraceptives.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] acnboy34 Since we're there, Bungie should also make feminine products and contraceptives.[/quote]I see no market for those items here.
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Yeah, I like the idea. I want!
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"I know what the ladies like"
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[i]"No, no it's not a euphemism."[/i]
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How about Bungie Weaponry? Seriously, contract with Smith and Wesson or Mossberg or Remington. They would sell like none other.
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I would love a pair of Superintendent boxers with "Keep it Clean!" emblazoned on the front.