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DE4THINC4RN4TE

12/12/2012 5:55:59 PM
Bungie's great, otherwise none of us would be here. But could it be the meaning of life. I believe so. Let's look at some facts. 42 = The meaning of life. We all know this to be true. Their's no denying it. But what is the meaning for this? Why not 53, 27, or 78? Let's take a closer look at the phenomenon known as the Seventh Column. The Seventh Column is essentially the Bungie community. But what of the OTHER SIX COLUMNS? Using common sense, you can deduce that the other columns represent BUNGIE in some shape or form. Bungie's favorite number is seven. It's used everywhere. Now when you multiply 7*6 (AKA 7*The Six Columns) you get... 42. Now things are starting to make sense. But how do we, the Seventh Column, fit into this? Assuming a column is worth 7 (As shown by the equation earlier), when added to the grand total of 42, you get 49. This is interesting, as 49 is the square of seven. But what could this mean? As a column, we the community become part of Bungie. So we now know that the square of 49 is equal to us. This shows us that Bungie is 6 times more powerful than us, and equal to the meaning of life. The Seventh Column encompasses ALL non-Bungie employees. This is because everyone is a fan of Bungie, wether they like it or not. (A widely known and undisputed fact) Using all the information gathered here today, we can deduce that the meaning of Life is not 42, rather that it is a mathematical representation of Bungie, AKA The Meaning of Life. [b]All hail Bungie! Bringer of Games! Slingshotter of bad guys![/b]

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