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12/11/2012 7:03:16 AM
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Inbox Gold
I decided to go rummaging through my inbox seeing as I had 19 pages full of messages untouched for almost 5 years now. I went through and found some pretty horribly funny messages. I thought I'd share the one I found to be the most eloquent and fairly well-worded.
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[b]2/22/08[/b]
I really can't beleive that u have nothing better to do with ur time than going round and checkin wot other people are saying and reportin them 2 Bungie. R u really that sad? Wots the matter, did Bungie turn u down 4 a job & u really can't help urself? OMG get a life u freak
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Personally, I don't even remember how this message came about. All I remember was reporting the kid for being overtly obnoxious and rude in the Halo 3 forum and I guess I made it apparent to him that I reported him. I guess I was kind of a forum cop back then...
It's probably best to not directly cite the sender because for all we could know, the author of said message could be much more educated by now and could perhaps take offense to this. So go ahead and post your funniest message from your inbox and be sure to omit any names or sensitive references. I'm curious as to what kind of cobwebbed messages are sitting in the back of many of your message boxes.
I'm even more curious about what kind of content the Mods are hiding. That stuff has to be priceless.
[Edited on 12.10.2012 11:45 PM PST]
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Suck my hole This is all
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A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has warned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below. Further violations will likely result in a ban. http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64943439&p ostRepeater1-p=1 Don't act stupid on purpose. It is spam I believe this was my first warning. As I recall I wasn't doing it on purpose...
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I have some good ones, lemme go through my 26 pages of...copper.
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Lol at Bungie Sams last one.
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[b]Successful Ban Appeal[/b][quote]You have been banned from the public forums by [REDACTED]. This ban has been altered from your previous ban, the new information is reproduced below for your reference. Ban Expiration Date: [REDACTED] Pacific Time ban removed on appeal[/quote][b]Flood forum got messy and no actions were being made. So I decided to PM an employee[/b]. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] [EMPLOYEE] Use the report button. It was created so that users can deal with such posts without the moderators present. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam Hello [EMPLOYEE], it's [2008], and I want to tell you how appalling the moderation on Bungie.net is when you guys are in your beauty sleep, there are users named; "[REDACTED]", "[REDACTED]", "[REDACTED]" and recently many other users going against the Forum Rules, is it possible for me to moderate at times like this when you guys are asleep and no-one is around to moderate? If the answer is no I don't mind, it's just the fact that many rules are being broken.[/quote][/quote][b]What can I say? I was young and retarded[/b].
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[url=http://puu.sh/1AJ9l]I don't even have an iPhone so the code's probably still good.[/url]
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[quote]Sent by: Troll Because you're adopted.[/quote] troll troll wat r u doing wit dat message troll stahp
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Those are funny. The only messages I get nowadays are group invites.
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this made me chuckle: [quote][b]Subject: re: re:What does <3 mean?[/b]Alright thanks, I used to think it meant a [redacted] because the 3 looks like a [redacted].[/quote] Edit: After reading through many of these messages I realized how annoying I was. I am truly sorry if I ever bugged you. Another one:[quote] [b]Subject: Super secret message[/b] GrandmasterNinja Sent: 2/20/2011 there, I sent it. [/quote]Thanks man. [Edited on 12.13.2012 10:34 PM PST]
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I only have two pages of PM's, so this is the best I got that a friend sent me when I went dark for a movie premier. [quote]Honestly, that's a good idea. I was already spoiled and said "-blam!- it", but at least I can assure you without the spoilers, the movie is good. ASUKA DIES[/quote] Sorry bro, but a spoiler like that is easy to tell that it's fake since it's too good to be true.
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Hello my name is miss ..... a single girl in search of friendship after reading about you i derive interest to knowing about you Please write me at my private email contact I got that about last year. It was a good laugh. She also attached an email. Removed her name and email address for her privacy.
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Was the person who sent you that named Stark? I can see myself PMing someone that. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Make117 [quote][b]Sent: 11/24/2010[/b] Yeah i got banned for no reason, on my other account. If i was a ninja this would be a better place.[/quote] lmao, "if I was a ninja this would be a better place."[/quote]
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[quote]DUDE JUST GO TO YOUR PROFILE AND GO TO EDIT SETTINGS AND GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE AND IT SAYS USE HALO 3 MODEL AND CLICK ON IT AND BAM YOU AVE YOUR MODEL AS YOUR PICTURE[/quote] ...And that is how I learned how to do that. [quote][b]Subject:[/b]Post here if you want Bungie to bring Grifball back! Oh really, where does it say that?[/quote] [quote]oh crap.[/quote] Not sure what I said to him. Probably something about grifball though.
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[quote]You've been on the mother [] shanedawson.jpg army []list far too long. Now that we're partnered with the Pooptickler Army, you're going down you c[]sucker.[/quote] [quote]Apfelmus ist wirklich kalt und dein Gesicht ist wie ein sheeps Boden und am Himmel geprägt ist eine Mischung aus blau rot und grün, statt nur blaue große Hunde bellen richtig laut und eine flie gerade gelandet auf meiner Nase, aber keine Sorge ich aß es vor es tat etwas wierd wie Furz oder etwas mit Senf gewürzt Luft. Abschied[/quote] [quote]You're cool.[/quote]
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Obligatory wat [quote] dry those tears soldier, spartans only weep blood until the augmentations cement from then on out things are a lot more fun until your team gets scattered to the wind...[/quote]
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Just a few of the interesting once. I have 79 pages. [quote]Joy of life snacks save us all. Since we are one I'll share. Using the power of creation I manifest for bungie a blender/slurpee machine so their drinks stay smooth, and daily 20 bottles of sangria, 5 big bottles of agave nectar, and 500 lbs frozen strawberries so they can drink virgins all day as they write words that create worlds and crawl towards world domination.[/quote] [quote]Im still banned to my own b-net with automation and limited human contact till I'm trained not to fly of the NDA handle aren't I?[/quote] [quote]Another part of the secret projet that keeps me from saying more deals with the whole rampancy thing. So, yeah that why all those chief copies duke it out and trying to find out who chief is the storyline behind that. Chief, Chief, Whose the chief. ONI log excerpt I stole: " There are too many!" " Lets just copy ONYX send them all there and let them fight it out." "What if they team up? Last thing I wanna deal with is an army of 'Ultrakill' rated Spartans...all with chiefs experience, and a personal Cortana..." "Stop shaking. We want that." "What?" "Your forgetting who were up against."[/quote][quote]Don't you know? I got teleported of Reach in that white flash same as Johnson of installatin 04. Got sent to ONI HQ. Its all VERY hush hush. They new they needed help from somewhere in New Mombasa. My armor was fried and we wanted discretion so to go in secret I went in as "ROOKIE."[/quote]
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This one was amusing. [quote] I don't understand the question. Can you ask again using different words? And, can one of them be "intrepid"? [/quote]
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[quote]TITLE: Mailsack Challenges...? Sent: "DeeJ, please some time and read this short message I've cooked up for you. It's not creepy... Or is it? [url=http://memegenerator.net/instance/28870081]Huzzah![/url] [/quote] Response: [quote][b] DeeJ:[/b] "I'm glad to see you live such a full life".[/quote] Made me giggle.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EDOET The only messages that are sent to me are ban messages. :[[/quote]
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Cleared my inbox last year, so I don't have anything good anymore.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ???? You're an inanimate -blam!-in' object! [/quote] Hahaha this was when someone used the term "Inanimate Object" in a sentence. Naturally, I corrected them and I received this for my troubles.
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[i][b]Ninja Edit:[/b] Nope.[/i] [Edited on 12.13.2012 5:14 PM PST by True Underdog]
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Just a meatspin spam
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[url=http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n27/Achilles1108/pm1.png]Here[/url] is one of the many screwed up pm's I have been a part of.
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Here's my personal favorite; [quote] Subject: re: 1 Second Ban Notice Qbix89 Master Forum Ninja Sent: 11/20/2011 -Blam!- MY MYTHIC TITLE YOU GIANT -Blam!- GO DIE IMA REPORT YOU TO ACHRONOS [/quote]<3<3<3
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The funniest message I've ever recieved would be very inappropriate for this forum. I'll post it like BobBQ did with the names. [quote] I will cause your [REDACTED] to burst because of the sweat and [REDACTED] that will be oozing out of my [REDACTED]. I'll just softly tap into your [REDACTED], however it will slowly develop into a ram as he [REDACTED] repeatedly while you have blood dripping out of his stretched [REDACTED]. And then, I shall [REDACTED] with a grand mixture of my [REDACTED] and your [REDACTED] as you lose total bowel control due to the intensity of your [REDACTED] being mashed up by my [REDACTED]. Fun fact: I was hard while I was typing this.[/quote] [Edited on 12.13.2012 6:09 AM PST]
