I just started dating this girl. She warned me that we probably shouldn't tell her father about it because I'm a teenage boy and "he would probably hurt" me. A few days after our date I got a message from her father. He just sent me a picture of a gun. What would you send back if you were in this situation flood?
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Your dick.
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Nothing.
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Toast/envelope, male version
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamCamm Nothing. [/quote]
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I was expecting Simpson's clips or something. I am disappoint.
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I would ask him "If you want me to take care of your child lovingly, shouldn't you set the example on how to take care of someone?"
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Get a picture of the internet of either many guns or a bigger gun.
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Double post. [Edited on 12.08.2012 8:36 AM PST]
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Send the text to the police
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dodge Reborn I would ask him "If you want me to take care of your child lovingly, shouldn't you set the example on how to take care of someone?"[/quote]What?
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Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.[/quote] He better leave the country
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Let him shoot you, get him arrested.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamCamm [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dodge Reborn I would ask him "If you want me to take care of your child lovingly, shouldn't you set the example on how to take care of someone?"[/quote]What?[/quote] I didn't phrase that the best did I? Greentext will do what my brain can't. >Wants you to take care of his daughter >Sets the example of brandishing a gun to you >Expects you to take this as a meaning that you should be nice to his daughter or else >Implies that is how you should treat people >Counter productive
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Send him a picture of you sticking up both middle fingers at the camera with a casual expression.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.[/quote] He better leave the country[/quote] Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.
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A picture of his daughter smiling and being happy.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.[/quote] He better leave the country[/quote] Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.[/quote] Oh my, you shouldn't have said that.... because now [i]I[/i] want it to happen to me.
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Text him a picture of a bottle of roofies, a pair of handcuffs and some vodka.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.[/quote] He better leave the country[/quote] Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.[/quote] Oh my, you shouldn't have said that.... because now [i]I[/i] want it to happen to me. [/quote] You little rascal you.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NorbergK6 A picture of his daughter smiling and being happy.[/quote] Have yourself in that picture also OP.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.[/quote] He better leave the country[/quote] Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.[/quote] So he will poon the dad in the butt?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.[/quote] He better leave the country[/quote] Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.[/quote] Oh my, you shouldn't have said that.... because now [i]I[/i] want it to happen to me. [/quote] You little rascal you.[/quote] Keep talking dirty to me. :3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrR46 Send him video of you pooning her in the ass.[/quote] He better leave the country[/quote] Oh that's good. Tell him he better leave the country or the same thing will happen to him.[/quote] So he will poon the dad in the butt? [/quote] More or less.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX Keep talking dirty to me. :3[/quote] You scruffy little varmint.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zayah117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NorbergK6 A picture of his daughter smiling and being happy.[/quote]Have yourself in that picture also OP.[/quote]If you were going to send him anything back, it would be this. For sure.